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Marvin said:
Oh man, it'd be awesome if there was this crossover where the American Rabbit beat the shit out of blue armed Sonic. I mean, like, crazy torture shit, like dental torture. And while he was doing it, he's screaming "DIE YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER", and he gets dragged away to the loony bin for murder.
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Ok, so, as dumb as this post is, I swear it had a point when I wrote it. *yawn*

I was thinking about how Chris was super pissed over Sonic's arm color and how this new blue-armed Sonic was an imposter. Chris was threatening to tear the arms off of the plushes he bought. And as we all know, Chris hasn't been shy of using graphic violence himself in his comics.

So, would Chris be super happy over a graphic, violent attack on blue-armed Sonic? Ooh, what if it was tan-armed Sonic who was the one murdering blue-armed Sonic? Would that change things?

Would Chris get smug about how blue-armed Sonic deserves it? Or would Chris feel sorry for his childhood hero and demand the torture end?
 
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What if Chris was abducted by aliens?

What if, instead of going to prison for the Gamestop incident, Chris was sent to Arkham Asylum?
 
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What is Chris was actually a good writer, but still a shitty artist? As in, his Sonichu comics were legitimately creative.
 
Paladin said:
What is Chris was actually a good writer, but still a shitty artist? As in, his Sonichu comics were legitimately creative.
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If he found the right audience to present it to, then it could gain a following, but we all know Chris wouldn't do that. :alog:
 
What if rather than gender dysphoria, Chris had generational dysphoria? As a consequence of this, he would seek to groom himself like today's biggest boy bands, but still have his poor hygiene habits. Would he have flippy hair like Justin Bieber once did and dress in One Direction-style clothes?
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if rather than gender dysphoria, Chris had generational dysphoria? As a consequence of this, he would seek to groom himself like today's biggest boy bands, but still have his poor hygiene habits. Would he have flippy hair like Justin Bieber once did and dress in One Direction-style clothes?
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He'd still look like a hobo and would likely dress up as this generation's biggest female stars.

Imagine that and vomit!
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris took a Rorschach test? What would he see?
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A bunch of pop-culture references and Christorical in-jokes that his psychiatrist would need him to explain. A Venusaur, a Guitar Hero controller, Punchy Sonichu, a minor villain from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Time Void, that sort of thing.

I'm not saying that to be glib or dismissive; I honestly think that's what would happen.
 
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