FB 1/8 - Chris hates Sega for forcing him to attack somebody

[Xarpho]

We all know Chris's conjugal visits will be occupied by Barb.

And that's not a Barb-incest joke. Barb will just take up all of his visitation time to yell at him about things.

You really think Barb at her age will drive out all that way?

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah, it was Joseph Goebbels.

As you were.

Actually, no it wasn't. It gets mis-attributed to him though.

 

[slep]

We all know Chris's conjugal visits will be occupied by Barb.

And that's not a Barb-incest joke. Barb will just take up all of his visitation time to yell at him about things.

I assume that jail visits are like those rooms where the cons and visitors are separated by a pane of glass and they use a telephone to communicate. And those conversations are monitored & recorded too I believe. Be kind of ironic if those recordings will be known as "The Barb Calls".

 

[Plesioth]

I still cant believe Chris is going to go to jail over fucking blue arms. Of all the things to go to jail for he chose blue arms.

 

[rickydarius]

I assume that jail visits are like those rooms where the cons and visitors are separated by a pane of glass and they use a telephone to communicate. And those conversations are monitored & recorded too I believe. Be kind of ironic if those recordings will be known as "The Barb Calls".

He isn't going to supermax. He is going to be in a room where he will sit at a table with his mother and ask for change for the vending machine.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I assume that jail visits are like those rooms where the cons and visitors are separated by a pane of glass and they use a telephone to communicate. And those conversations are monitored & recorded too I believe. Be kind of ironic if those recordings will be known as "The Barb Calls".

Those calls aren't public record.

 

[bradsternum]

Sometimes, it seems like Chris updates should just be locked from the start, because it's getting to the point where there's very little to say apart from "Oh Jesus Christ you fucking idiot - HELP YOU HELP YOU DAMN IT!"

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I gotta wonder if his PD has already written him off as a lost cause and decided to only put in the barest minimum of effort he/she can get away with while they work on other cases that give them less headaches

Chris and the public defender who's actually appearing for Chris in the case may not have met yet, if it's like it is here in Mass. Here they send one attorney over to talk with everyone requesting a public defender who's being arraigned*, then assign the attorneys to individual cases later.

But I'm sure you're right that Chris is not the client to inspire someone to work hard.

* And if that person told Chris not to talk publicly about the case between arraignment and trial, as was likely, it's a toss-up whether it's Chris not understanding that "talk publicly" includes "post on Facebook," or Chris feeling above the law.

 

[jemas42]

I still cant believe Chris is going to go to jail over fucking blue arms. Of all the things to go to jail for he chose blue arms.

He nearly went to jail over being banned from a gaming store. Chris chooses the oddest hills to die on.

 

[CWCissey]

Those calls aren't public record.

So Skyraider is adopting a cunning disguise?

 

[Danger]

Chris is acting like an abusive boyfriend

"See Sega, look what you made me do!"

"Oh, Sega baby, you know I only pepper spray gamestop employees because I love ya."

 

[Zim]

You know if Chris applied himself half as much to something productive instead of raging against the blue arm making Sega machine he might have something more positive happen in his life.

 

[Egomatic]

You know if Chris applied himself half as much to something productive instead of raging against the blue arm making Sega machine he might have something more positive happen in his life.

Yeah but can we expect Chris to do anything productive in his lifetime?

 

[slep]

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And Since I think he reading this Hi there Kenneth you are give Chris good advice

Sure hope Kengel and Watermelon have their house covered for fire.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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And Since I think he reading this Hi there Kenneth you are giving Chris good advice and Chris if you're reading listen to Kenneth

Wonder where's Anna in this these days?

 

[hans asperger]

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And Since I think he reading this Hi there Kenneth you are giving Chris good advice and Chris if you're reading listen to Kenneth

theres about as much chance of Chris taking advice from Kengel let alone anyone from this forum as there is of Hajime Satomi turning up at Chris's door tomorrow and giving him a job as the lead games designer of the Sega Sonichu division.

 

[Julaay]

He's getting so looney his ass patters won't even cosign his b.s. anymore.

 

[Sonitistic]

I can laugh off most everything Chris says as just the ramblings of a but this Facebook post just rubs me the wrong fuck way.

 

[Marvin]

At this point I'm beginning to wonder if a white knight op. to reconnect him with The American Rabbit could save some random store clerk from getting hurt. I doubt anyone is going to redesign that abomination.

Oh man, it'd be awesome if there was this crossover where the American Rabbit beat the shit out of blue armed Sonic. I mean, like, crazy torture shit, like dental torture. And while he was doing it, he's screaming "DIE YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER", and he gets dragged away to the loony bin for murder.

 

[Egomatic]

Oh man, it'd be awesome if there was this crossover where the American Rabbit beat the shit out of blue armed Sonic. I mean, like, crazy torture shit, like dental torture. And while he was doing it, he's screaming "DIE YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER", and he gets dragged away to the loony bin for murder.

I'd buy merch of it. Hell yeah I'd SO buy merch of that.