Containment What If?

[dabluearmedbandit]

What if Chris still thought and acted the same way, but was in really good shape with a six-pack and pecs?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris still thought and acted the same way, but was in really good shape with a six-pack and pecs?

He would be a real-life version of Johnny Bravo only more stupid.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris still thought and acted the same way, but was in really good shape with a six-pack and pecs?

He'd get laid, but he'd never find love. He'd score some hot chicks, but they'd never stick around. He potentially could find a fat stupid redneck woman who'd fuck mommy him just so she'd have someone though.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

What if Chris was obsessed with superheros instead of Sonic, and tried to become a real world vigilante? What would Chris Chan:Year One be like?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was obsessed with superheros instead of Sonic, and tried to become a real world vigilante? What would Chris Chan:Year One be like?

It'd be more like Boogerman: Year One

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What if Chris...

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... had no duck?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was obsessed with superheros instead of Sonic, and tried to become a real world vigilante? What would Chris Chan:Year One be like?

Only difference is that a layer of fat will help him to some degree.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris...

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... had no duck?

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Then he would not hunger for tom-tom to pound.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Italian?

 

[Nick Drake]

What if Chris was an underwear model?
Dirty crapped Calvin Kleins

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was Italian?

LOTSA SPAGHETTI.

What if Chris was born to SammyClassicSonicFan's parents?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was Italian?

He'd claim he was a dscendant of Caesar and ramble on and on about how the plebeians around him don't appreciate him enough or something.
Also, the Wasabi Clan in his comics would then be vikings instead of cherokee, since he'd also claim german blood.

What if Chris was called Carl instead?

 

[Lipitor]

He'd claim he was a dscendant of Caesar and ramble on and on about how the plebeians around him don't appreciate him enough or something.
Also, the Wasabi Clan in his comics would then be vikings instead of cherokee, since he'd also claim german blood.

What if Chris was called Carl instead?

He'd yell "MY NAME IS COWL WESSUN CHANDLAW, NOT IAN BRANNON SOMETHING!"

 

[Tsukiko]

He'd claim he was a dscendant of Caesar and ramble on and on about how the plebeians around him don't appreciate him enough or something.
Also, the Wasabi Clan in his comics would then be vikings instead of cherokee, since he'd also claim german blood.

What if Chris was called Carl instead?

He'd now be Carla Weston Chandler.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris tried to give himself gender reassignment surgery with that pocket knife of his?

 

[Tsukiko]

Chris has a bent penis

EDIT: I meant to post this in Random Thoughts. Still, what if Chris had even more of a bent penis?

 

[Marvin]

Chris has a bent penis

EDIT: I meant to post this in Random Thoughts. Still, what if Chris had even more of a bent penis?

He could swing from tree to tree like an orangutan.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a game show host?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris was a game show host?

"Guests of You Don't Know Sonichu will receive a copy of the complete Sailor Moon DVD set on high-quality DVD-RW, which is just as good as the original, which I will be keeping for myself."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

high-quality DVD-RW

The consolation prize would be a VHS copy of Fraggle Rock.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

What if Chris was a game show host?

He would be even more grabby and creepy than Richard Dawson was.

What if Chris was a niggo?