Containment What If?

[GS 281]

Then the cracka ass trawls who be talkin' Turkey jive would get they blasphemous asses smoked by his fo' fo'.

What if ADF was black?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Pharaoh?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a Pharaoh?

Chris would force the Egyptians to stop worshiping cats and worship his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon instead. Eventually, they'd get fed up with this, and Chris's other assorted bullshit, and they'd wrap him up in bandages like a mummy and entomb him alive inside the Sphinx, which would now have Sonichu's face. As one final insult, they'd paint his arm bandages blue.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris drove around in a pickup truck instead of Son-Chu?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris drove around in a pickup truck instead of Son-Chu?

There would be a giant attraction sign mounted on the back.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Barb had died and Bob had lived?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Barb had died and Bob had lived?

He'd throw a whole deck of damn fag cards at Chris

 

[Marvin]

What if Barb had died and Bob had lived?

Bob and Chris wouldn't have ran over Snyder.

 

[DrunkTails]

Bob and Chris wouldn't have ran over Snyder.

Instead they would cut down his internet.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb had died and Bob had lived?

Spoiler

Bob would be spooning Chris.

What if Chris was a plant?

 

[Lipitor]

Spoiler

Bob would be spooning Chris.

What if Chris was a plant?

He'd still be just as sedentary, but at least he'd get outside more.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had his own cereal brand?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris had his own cereal brand?

Possible names:

Oat-ism

Kix (the autistic)

Cocoa Briefs

Fanta Nut Cherrios

Raisin Brain

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I know we had a lot of pro Wrestling what if's based around him being ringside or in the ring, but I don't ever recall this question being asked. What if Chris was a huge fan of Wrestling in the late 90's? What would his favorite promotion be, who would his favorite wrestler be? How will it affect Sonichu's creation?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Christian has a son he doesn't know about somehow?

Spoiler

 

[DrunkTails]

I know we had a lot of pro Wrestling what if's based around him being ringside or in the ring, but I don't ever recall this question being asked. What if Chris was a huge fan of Wrestling in the late 90's? What would his favorite promotion be, who would his favorite wrestler be? How will it affect Sonichu's creation?

Well it would most probably be a female wrestler, but for shit and giggles let's claim that it would be the Ultimate Warrior. Chris would learn to destrucity.

As for Sonich's creation...I dunno. Maybe his mixture would be Machamp with Sonic?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Christian has a son he doesn't know about somehow?

Spoiler

Ah... I didn't need those eardrums anyway...

Well it would most probably be a female wrestler, but for shit and giggles let's claim that it would be the Ultimate Warrior. Chris would learn to destrucity.

Sonichu in the "Terrain of Testiment"? I would pay good money for a comic like that.

 

[DrunkTails]

Sonichu in the "Terrain of Testiment"? I would pay good money for a comic like that.

Technically speaking, he did do that. The sonichu cover of issue 4 basically has Chris going thru trials involving disembodied heads of his enemies taunting him.

I would imagine his stress sigh would be his skronk.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was at least somewhat original?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was at least somewhat original?

He wouldn't be Chris