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AN/ALR-56 said:
What if chris got into mars one?
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He would just go on and on about being chosen for Mars over a real damn dirty male and how he will find his sweetheart there. He would incorporate Mars into a lot of his lego/clay contraptions. Mars one is a scam so he would never actually go to Mars with them.
 
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Healthy_McWrap said:
He would just go on and on about being chosen for Mars over a real damn dirty male and how he will find his sweetheart there. He would incorporate Mars into a lot of his lego/clay contraptions. Mars one is a scam so he would never actually go to Mars with them.
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Chris is fat. I would not go to Mars with him.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris drank a love potion that made him fall in love with the first person he saw, and that person just happened to be Michael Snyder?
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Chris thinks that everyone who he's attracted to loves him back, so Chris would try to take advantage of his self-proclaimed position as Snyder's new girlfriend to get unbanned from the Game Place.
 
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What if Chris a got a job or volunteer position at MHS? like a janitor or substitute teacher, he might fit the college credits requirement with his CAD degree
 
Chris-Chan Cure said:
What if Chris's duck was suddenly bigger and no longer bent?
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He would still have to deal with the parts about being fat, bald, lazy, trans, crazy, and last but not least
dollarpennypincher said:
What if Chris had a career as a radio host?
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The FCC would have their plates full with this one.

Speaking of which, I've been thinking about doing a Chris-chan Podcast AU. In this universe Chris's lolcow shenanigans were proven to be all an act, and he retired four years ago as Bob's last wish. So he just spends his days doing a podcast where he answers questions his "fans" might have about what was going on through his head when he was plotting his antics. Comment on my page to tell me if that's either a good or stupid idea

What if Chris was born with Acromegaly?

normankrasner said:
What if Chris a got a job or volunteer position at MHS? like a janitor or substitute teacher, he might fit the college credits requirement with his CAD degree
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a). Teachers who worked there when he was a student would shoot themselves or jump out of the window.
b). He would get fired/arrested for being too close to the students.
c). He would get fired for spewing his twisted/backwards/sideways philosophies when he should just be distributing the lesson plan.
d). He'd probably sleep through class along with said students.
e). Ruin every dance he chaperones.
f). Give kids A's for drawing Sonichu.
g). Restraining order from the School indefinitely.
 
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normankrasner said:
What if Chris a got a job or volunteer position at MHS? like a janitor or substitute teacher, he might fit the college credits requirement with his CAD degree
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He'd find some way to get fired for creeping on girls. Probably by harassing the cheerleaders during practice, or by spying on them in the locker room, which would probably go something like this:
 
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What if Barb walked in instead of Bob? Would she be the Internet Baker because she "dropped it like its hot" for Chris? What if Chris walked in on Bob?
 
dollarpennypincher said:
What if Chris had been part of the Wack Pack?
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Yucko the Clown would have a field day with Chris.

Yucko: Hey, I'm Yucko the Clown, what's your name?
Chris: Christine.
Yucko: Hey Christine, you're a babe.
Chris: Why, thank you.
Yucko: No, I mean Babe, like that pig who got lost in the city and couldn't find his way back to the farm. *honk honk*
Chris: *sigh*
 
What if Chris became a Buddhist
 
Ho Mo for Women said:
What if Chris was sent to Earth as a baby when Krypton exploded, and he was adopted by Bob and Barb?
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Bizarro would look like the real Superman then.

Tsukiko said:
What if Chris became a Buddhist
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He'd be the Laughing Buddha.

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