Containment What If?

Stud2Stud said:
Imagine Chris trying to solve Koan-riddles like the "What's the sound of one clapping hand" stuff - oh lord. I would pay a great number of dollars to see that.
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"For your Information, I have tried this; there was No Sound, except for perhaps the sound of the Air Current moving by my hand when I clapped. You are foolish."
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris got a side job writing essays for other people?
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As much as we like to gripe about his wall of texts in his comics, Chris has proven that he is capable of writing college level essays and continues to write some variation of them as the time progresses. And based on how well he did selling the Sonichu Medallions, he has some idea how to do certain things from a business standpoint. However, he has also been known to take a really long time just too finish the projects he's been paid to work on (again, pointing to the Medallions) and his anti-social tendencies make it somewhat difficult to talk to customers. Additionally, there is a strong chance he would use this opportunity to write down his own, personal agendas on the customer's essays, which would probably get weird looks from the professor. With all of these factors at hand, buying essays from Chris will have a 50/50 chance of either helping you, or getting you into a lot of shit.

TL;DR: Chris might get his customers decent grades, but be wary of having to get extensions, weird looks, and potential psych evaluations. It would be much more easier for these hypothetical customers to just buckle down and write it themselves.
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
As much as we like to gripe about his wall of texts in his comics, Chris has proven that he is capable of writing college level essays and continues to write some variation of them as the time progresses. And based on how well he did selling the Sonichu Medallions, he has some idea how to do certain things from a business standpoint. However, he has also been known to take a really long time just too finish the projects he's been paid to work on (again, pointing to the Medallions) and his anti-social tendencies make it somewhat difficult to talk to customers. Additionally, there is a strong chance he would use this opportunity to write down his own, personal agendas on the customer's essays, which would probably get weird looks from the professor. With all of these factors at hand, buying essays from Chris will have a 50/50 chance of either helping you, or getting you into a lot of shit.

TL;DR: Chris might get his customers decent grades, but be wary of having to get extensions, weird looks, and potential psych evaluations. It would be much more easier for these hypothetical customers to just buckle down and write it themselves.
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Christian may have in the past been capable of college level writing, but that is certainly not the case now. His most recent examples of come off as the rantings of a madman. He is not capable of performing this task anymore.
 
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lipitor said:
Christian may have in the past been capable of college level writing, but that is certainly not the case now. His most recent examples of come off as the rantings of a madman. He is not capable of performing this task anymore.
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Actually, the last few things I've seen (from his Facebook) were more boring and commonplace than crazy. The subject matter is still stuff nobody in their right mind would care about (like Knuckles Chaotixx), but it doesn't stand out as particularly spergy.
 
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What if Paintingatree came back? How many pages per minute would that generate? I'm betting at least 50.
 
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OBAMATRON said:
What if Paintingatree came back? How many pages per minute would that generate? I'm betting at least 50.
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Null would have to upgrade the servers just to deal with it
 
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Quick! Someone hogtie him before he run away!
 
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