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What if Chris actually tried to sue Sega for you know what?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris actually tried to sue Sega for you know what?
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No attorney would take him on. If he attempted to sue in forma pauperis (filling a civil suit when you can't pay) the Court would dismiss the suit as frivolous.
 
What if Chris was a fan of Weird Al? (Though with You're Pitiful being referenced in a video, maybe he is.)
 
What if Hollywood remade "Pretty Woman" and due to an incredible chain of events, Chris is cast as the female main role?

Tsukiko said:
What if Chris became a Buddhist
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Imagine Chris trying to solve Koan-riddles like the "What's the sound of one clapping hand" stuff - oh lord. I would pay a great number of dollars to see that.
Ho Mo for Women said:
What if Chris was sent to Earth as a baby when Krypton exploded, and he was adopted by Bob and Barb?
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Well, it would explain why he was able to lift a 10 ton doghouse.
 
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What if Chris tried to rally support for a #AntiBlarms #Protest against #GameStop in which he and his supporters would charge in and destroy shit?
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
What if Chris to rally support for a #AntiBlarms #Protest against #GameStop in which he and his supporters would charge in and destroy shit?
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It would just be Chris and some imaginary Sonichu characters that only he could see. He'd be dragged away in a straitjacket and involuntarily committed after pepper spraying mall security and screaming for "Sonichu" to "zap them to the extreme".
 
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