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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris designed a board game?
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Hungry Hippos (Chris and Barb would be the hippos)
Chess (Barb is the Queen, Chris is the King, Bob is the Rook, Megan Schroeder is the Bishop, Cole Smithey is the Knight, and every pawn is a little Sonichu)
Monopoly: CWC Edition, where almost every space you go to jail.
Pre-Junior Scrabble
Clue: CWC Edition ("I believe Barbara Ann Chandler killed Michael Snyder in the hoarded kitchen with the wooden spoon!")
Menial Pursuit
Connect One
Battleship: where two opponents have to either blow up Chris' house or the GAMe PLACe.
Duck-tionary

fridgesrants said:
If Chris had to cook a dinner for a visiting sweetheart what would he cook?
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"Let's get the Barbara on the barbie!"
 
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Apocalypso said:
Hungry Hippos (Chris and Barb would be the hippos)
Chess (Barb is the Queen, Chris is the King, Bob is the Rook, Megan Schroeder is the Bishop, Cole Smithey is the Knight, and every pawn is a little Sonichu)
Monopoly: CWC Edition, where almost every space you go to jail.
Pre-Junior Scrabble
Clue: CWC Edition ("I believe Barbara Ann Chandler killed Michael Snyder in the hoarded kitchen with the wooden spoon!")
Menial Pursuit
Connect One
Battleship: where two opponents have to either blow up Chris' house or the GAMe PLACe.
Duck-tionary



"Let's get the Barbara on the barbie!"
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What if Christian board games.

Mystery Date: CWC edition where you have to figure out if the girl your talking to is honest and true or a troll (guess which one it always is)

Hoardes and ladders

LIFE cwc edition where the big events are crapping you pants and doing nothing.

Tards against humanity.

Operation CWC version. You just try to cut off the duck

Gender twister

Autism the collectible card game... where you make your own cards based off your autism and no one knows what the hell... nevermind I think someone already did that one.

pin the duck on the tomgirl.

Settlers of 14 branchland ct.

Pepper spray roulette
 
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lipitor said:
What if Christian board games.

Mystery Date: CWC edition where you have to figure out if the girl your talking to is honest and true or a troll (guess which one it always is)

Hoardes and ladders

LIFE cwc edition where the big events are crapping you pants and doing nothing.

Tards against humanity.

Operation CWC version. You just try to cut off the duck

Gender twister

Autism the collectible card game... where you make your own cards based off your autism and no one knows what the hell... nevermind I think someone already did that one.

pin the duck on the tomgirl.

Settlers of 14 branchland ct.

Pepper spray roulette
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One more:

Go For Broke... on Legos!
 
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What if Chris made Ashens-style reviews
 
Stud2Stud said:
2) At least he wouldn't have had to mow the lawn and pull weeds.
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Depends on the lawn. Some people have grass lawns, but some have desert landscaping. Weeding still needs to (rarely) happen with a gravel lawn. Chris would probably compare weeding in summer in AZ to serving a tour of duty in Iraq or even hell itself.
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris could run like a speeding bullet?
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He would be the fattest thing alive.
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Chris-Chan Cure said:
What if Uwe Boll decided to adapt Sonichu for the big screen?
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Apocalypso said:
Michael Bay would produce it.
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While I despise movies made by Bay, I'd have to admit: That sounds so ridiculously awesome, I'd love to see it.
Just imagine the scene where Simonla is blown up by a Voltrob... through the immature lense of Bayvision.
 
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