Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris met GG Allin?

They'd find kinship in their respective mental illnesses and soiled trousers.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris shoved something up his ass that got lodged in and he couldn't get it out? AND had a massive diarrhea coming?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris shoved something up his ass that got lodged in and he couldn't get it out? AND had a massive diarrhea coming?

Spoiler

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris became significantly fatter, dumber, and more of a tom-girl than he already is?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris became significantly fatter, dumber, and more of a tom-girl than he already is?

His name would be ahuviya.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris became significantly fatter, dumber, and more of a tom-girl than he already is?

Just wait a couple years and see for yourself.

 

[ViolentGiant]

What if Chris got a reality TV show on Discovery?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris got a reality TV show on Discovery?

Should have happened already. Seriously I'm not sure how it hasn't.

 

[ViolentGiant]

Should have happened already. Seriously I'm not sure how it hasn't.

The "Alaskan Bush People" are essentially lolcows. They named their homestead "Brown Town".

 

[AnOminous]

What if a Sonichu fan even more autistic than Chris became obsessed with the sex change of Chris's characters and went on a jihad against it?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if a Sonichu fan even more autistic than Chris became obsessed with the sex change of Chris's characters and went on a jihad against it?

Define "fan"? The people who give a shit about this get more excited whenever Chris gets a little bit worse.

 

[Konstantinos]

Should have happened already. Seriously I'm not sure how it hasn't.

Chris is way too obnoxious and difficult to have a reality show. Fascinating as he is, he'd still be unpleasant to work with, even by reality TV standards. The odds of him assaulting a cameraman or mouthing off to a producer would get higher with each passing week.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris got a reality TV show on Discovery?

I would pay for a autistic Truman show.
But you can say that his life on the internet has Been a reality show

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was red-skinned?

Spoiler

Everyone on the streets will be shouting out: "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

 

[SOINCHU]

Chris is way too obnoxious and difficult to have a reality show. Fascinating as he is, he'd still be unpleasant to work with, even by reality TV standards. The odds of him assaulting a cameraman or mouthing off to a producer would get higher with each passing week.

I think you're right in a sense. He would be hard to work with and I'm sure he'd freak out at some point. But there in lies the genius.

Most "reality" TV is highly staged, just without a script. The difference here is that really all they'd have to do is just give Chris something to do each day they tape an episode , no extra prodding or poking to get him to have some outrageous TV worthy stuff. If he bickers with the camera men I'm sure it'd just make for better 'drama'. Just send him on a trip or to a convention or something and film it, or going to try to get unbanned from a store etc.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was an unsub on Criminal Minds?

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris formed his own Adeptus Astartes chapter?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris formed his own Adeptus Astartes chapter?

They'd fight the Chaos Trolls.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris slept with a dakimakura?

 

[Blueberry]

What if Chris entered a drag contest