Containment What If?

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What if Chirs never made it past 1st grade?

The biggest difference would be he would not have gone to high school with a circle of hired gal pals, so he would not get stuck on that. The quality of his education would not be very different, since he appears to have retained almost nothing he's learned in school, except for being able to speak mangled Spanish. Chris also would not have been able to get into PVCC, so he would have never met Mary Lee Walsh. In terms of his career path, nothing would be different, he'd still shit himself and do nothing. Also there would be no Sonichu since he would never have had to do that school project.
 
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He'd be a much better person. We probably wouldn't be having this conversation.
I saw a group of autistic young adults walking around the mall a few months back having a ton of fun. Mixed genders too. If Christian didn't think he was too good for everyone (especially his equals) he might actually have some real friends. But in his mind the world owes him a large harem of beautiful young girls, anything less is unacceptable.
 
What if Chris was an underground performance artist?

He would fit right in--Some underground performance artists remain in the underground for a reason.

What if instead of macing the Gamestop employee, Chris had instead pulled down his pants and took a giant shit on the store's counter?

Chris would be on trial for murder. The poor employee wouldn't have made it to the door before passing on from the fatal fumes.
 
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