Containment What If?

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris was a philosopher in ancient times?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a philosopher in ancient times?

He'd believe the world is shaped like a turd.

What if Chris had no duck?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris decided to go on a road trip to California to participate to the 2015 Nintendo World Championships?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris decided to go on a road trip to California to participate to the 2015 Nintendo World Championships?

Barb would change the locks.

 

[Marvin]

Barb would change the locks.

Heh, or more to the point: she'd forbid him from going and he'd say "ok mommy ".

 

[Fallensaint]

He'd believe the world is shaped like a turd.

What if Chris had no duck?

We would not have our wonderful internet archive of nude fails and the world would be a much more aesthetically pleasing place.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

What if Chris were requested to make a Sonichu/Coffee Crew crossover comic?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris were requested to make a Sonichu/Coffee Crew crossover comic?

Nick Bate would jizz himself due to , right before another inmates fist passed right through his skull.

 

[Abethedemon]

This has probably been asked before, but what if Chris was a furry?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if all men went sterile, and Chris was the last male able to breed?

The entire population would die out within a generation.

 

[fridgesrants]

What if Chris went to a fancy steak house for dinner? Would he enjoy the food or wish he was at Applebees or McDonalds?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went to a fancy steak house for dinner? Would he enjoy the food or wish he was at Applebees or McDonalds?

He'd give up as soon as he realised he'd have to cut his food up.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an airline stewardess?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was an airline stewardess?

Germanwings would be a daily occurrence.

 

[Molasses Assassin]

This has probably been asked before, but what if Chris was a furry?

He isn't one?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was an airline stewardess?

He would work for Virgin Airlines

What if Chris went to a fancy steak house for dinner? Would he enjoy the food or wish he was at Applebees or McDonalds?

He would complain there was no cream for his sweet iced tea and order chicken tenders, then complain that they aren't the size of McNuggets. Then he would tip with his autograph. Barb would bring in a q-sand and get them tossed out.

What if Chris were requested to make a Sonichu/Coffee Crew crossover comic?

The collaboration between Chris and Nick would be total tranny shit.

What if Chris was an airline stewardess?

He would spray the pilot with pepper spray and yell "don't call anybody" while walking out the side cabin door.

What if Chris decided to go on a road trip to California to participate to the 2015 Nintendo World Championships?

First round jobber.

What if Chris was a philosopher in ancient times?

He would pen "The Virtues of Being a Sperg"

 

[Somar]

What if Earth was being invaded by aliens and Chris was humanity's last hope.

 

[CWCissey]

He would work for Virgin Airlines

No he wouldn't as they are generally courteous and friendly (I love you Richard Branson)

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Earth was being invaded by aliens and Chris was humanity's last hope.

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

 

[CWCissey]

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

Goddammit Morbid you took my answer!