Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a toilet?
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I imagine he'd be one of those Japanese style ones that plug into electricity and come with seat warmer and bidet. Except Chris wouldn't do a whole lot, even when you give it the required tugboat and the bidet would emit axe instead of water. Unless you try to call a plumber in which case it would shout "Don't call anybody!" and fill the room with pepper spray
 
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Realshow said:
Don't forgot "Strangle those Clyde Clashes" and the "10-Button electric chair challenge!" those were my favorites back in the day.
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I think you're also forgetting about the Junior Archeology "Dig Up Patti's Bones" exhibit in Sonee World.

Captain_Asshole said:
What if Chris joined an airsoft team?
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He'd shit in his foxhole and do nothing.
 
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What if Chris summoned the Dark Lord Chin Chin?
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What if Chris's brother Cole married his abusive babysitter?
 
Somari1996 said:
Isn't Chris's entire life kind of like a creepypasta?
What if Chris got his own talk show?
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Chris: "Welcome *cough cough* "your highness""
Slaweel: "Listen Chris, this isn't going to help your reputation nor get you a gir-"
Chris: "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha"
Slaweel: "... I'm just going to leave."
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris took Clyde Cash to his high school prom?
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Said prom would likely be set in that Old Lady house Blue Spike tricked him into going to and everyone inside would be either a troll or a Jerkop, with Barb as the DJ.

What if every person that got in the way of Chris's Love Quest was female? Would it actually have an affect on him?
 
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Somari1996 said:
McDonald's would go bankrupt because Chris would eat all the food.
What if Chris tried to bring Sonichu to life?
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Somari1996 said:
McDonald's would go bankrupt because Chris would eat all the food.
What if Chris tried to bring Sonichu to life?
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He'd tell him to go zap to the extreme and Sonichu would kill Chris, going on a murderous rampage.

What if Chris was asteroid doomed to hit Earth and wipe out humanity?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris tried to bring Sonichu to life?
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If he tried genetically creating Sonichu: He'd create some sort of mutant beast that looks nothing like Sonichu and probably face rape him like the Hulk did to Jason Lee Scott in Issue 17.
If he used his "psychic abilities": He would get nothing
If he tried repeating his origin in real life: he would prove that he really needs to go back to school and that he never actually left the Sonic fandom and was just trying to "curse" Sega.

What if Chris and Cole switched lives?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris owned McDonald's?
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There'd be no girls allowed, unless they're boyfriend free.
 
Realshow said:
What if Chris and Cole switched lives?
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Instead of macing people and vandalizing Sonic Boom displays over blarms, Chris would mace people and vandalize Pixar displays over Toy Story 3.

Meanwhile, Cole Smithey would obsessively write bad reviews of the Sonic Boom cartoon series, but absolutely nobody would care.
 
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