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If Chris's monthly tugboat expanded by a few hundred dollars per month and Barb wasn't around to confiscate it, what would the money be spent on? Toys? Food? Clothes? More social events? For that matter, does Chris have any outstanding purchases not in the above category that he'd like to make but just can't afford?
 
General Juicer said:
If Chris's monthly tugboat expanded by a few hundred dollars per month and Barb wasn't around to confiscate it, what would the money be spent on? Toys? Food? Clothes? More social events? For that matter, does Chris have any outstanding purchases not in the above category that he'd like to make but just can't afford?
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Lego and drag queens.
 
General Juicer said:
If Chris's monthly tugboat expanded by a few hundred dollars per month and Barb wasn't around to confiscate it, what would the money be spent on? Toys? Food? Clothes? More social events? For that matter, does Chris have any outstanding purchases not in the above category that he'd like to make but just can't afford?
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That's basically what the medallion sales have been doing.

And he spends it on a varying combination of toys, video games and drag queens at Impulse.

Heh, also, if Chris wants it, he'll figure out a way to afford it. Guaranteed. After we got him to wreck his PS3 the first time, he moved fucking mountains to buy a new one. Within days, I think? Something like that, anyway, it was fast. He even pawned things to get the money he needed.
 
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Somari1996 said:
It would be a game worse than et and superman 64.
What if Chris moved to the city?
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His house/apartment would be too small to hold Barb's hoard now that moving it caused it to revert to it's true form: a junkyard. He would still live in the place, it's just he can truly never leave it.
 
What if Chris started MMA training and it gave him the life skills and discipline needed to be a successful functional human being?
 
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What if Chris started MMA training and it gave him the life skills and discipline needed to be a successful functional human being?
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He'd be included in Street Fighter 5, with Curse-ye-hame-ha as his signature move. I'd imagine he'd make the female cast rather uncomfortable.

What if Chris actually scored at Impulse? It's highly unlikely but someone might be drunk enough... and blind enough, deaf enough, the list goes on.
 
what if someone successfully white knighted? like... what if someone turned chris chan into an actual productive adult member of society? would that this person god?
or am i just a faget?
 
What if Chris from an alternate dimension where he didn't have autism and had a normal life with a wife and kids came to this dimension and met the Chris we all know and love?
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris from an alternate dimension where he didn't have autism and had a normal life with a wife and kids came to this dimension and met the Chris we all know and love?
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Good Chris: "Hello high functioning alternate universe version of me. I have come to share important knowledge of the m-
Our Chris: "GO! SONICHU! GO OUT AND MURDER DAT SLANDEROUS IMPOSTER FROM AN ALTERNATE SOMETHINGVERSE TO THE EXTREME!!!"
*Nothing happens*
Good Chris: "Um..."
Our Chris: "How dare you insult a virgin mayor with rage and his child you damn dirty homo!"
Good Chris: "... Now I remember why I ran away from home..."
 
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Asmik Otaku said:
What if Chris went to China?
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He'd probably try to force his way back home (i.e. macing people and breaking into a plane expecting it to send him home regardless if anyone's on it) because there were people offended by him and that there was a lack of sweethearts.
 
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