Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if someone crazier than Chris ran into the courthouse at his next hearing, shot up the place exclaiming that blarms must last forever.

It'd be Chris from the future, believing that the courthouse is Sega headquarters.

What if Chris was electric?

 

[Spergy Madlibs]

I think I just pissed myself laughing
What if Chris became an action movie star?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became the new Pope?

Pope Chan Paul XIII.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris actually gets reassignment surgery?

 

[Fallensaint]

What if Chris actually gets reassignment surgery?

He could not have sex with an all new set of genitalia.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' duck was sentient?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris' duck was sentient?

This would be the audio from the meeting with Mia Hamm.

 

[mauggg]

What if Chris meets Dustin Diamond in jail?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris meets Dustin Diamond in jail?

He'd get stabbed
What if Chris forgot about his ban from gamestop and went shopping there?

 

[Master Miller]

He'd get stabbed
What if Chris forgot about his ban from gamestop and went shopping there?

He'd be shocked to find Megan had become its manager, and proceed to get beaten up by her muscular black Jewish boyfriend, who happened to be a policeman.

What would happen if Chris made friends with his very own joyboys?

 

[Apocalypso]

This would be the audio from the meeting with Mia Hamm.

What if Chris forgot about his ban from gamestop and went shopping there?

He'd get thrown out (what else?).

What if Chris was a drug addict?

 

[Haesindang Park]

What if Chris listened to vaporwave?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had cyber with ADF?

 

[Somar]

What if Megan was getting married and Chris tried to stop the wedding?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became a supervillain, kidnapped a bunch of people, and used the above method to turn them into an army of obedient clones, then had them storm SEGA headquarters?

They would barely get past the first door.

What if Barb had perished in the fire?

 

[Somar]

What if chris was the last man on earth?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if chris was the last man on earth?

If women were still around, I think he would be happy about that, I know Classic Chris would.

 

[Betachu]

What if chris was the last man on earth?

He'd post a billion facebook posts bragging about it and throw a fit over them not getting any likes.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris had a split personality, and it turns out Clyde Cash was Chris's other personality all along?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris had a split personality, and it turns out Clyde Cash was Chris's other personality all along?

He'd try beating himself up believing that only Clyde would get hurt all the while calling himself a freak and dressing like Mr. Popo again.