Containment What If?

What if Chris' doctor reclassifies him as having Aspergers Syndrome instead of having High-Functioning Autism?
 
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GolgoXIII said:
What if Chris turned to porn for money?
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I don't know how the porn industry works, but I'd imagine that the casting crew has standards. After all, nobody wants to see an obese, balding, gender-confused man baby humping a blow-up doll (a la "Julie"). I suppose there's amateur porn, but either way, I wouldn't see him make much money at all.
 
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GolgoXIII said:
He'd still be the same lolcow that reminds us no matter how shitty life is atleast we're not Chris.

What if Chris was in charge of New Vegas?
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The NCR, Three Families, Freesiders, Caesar's Legion, and even his own Securitrons would rise against him almost instantaneously.

What if Chris took a bath in a Forced Evolutionary Virus vat to try to become a beautiful woman?
 
Vault Boy said:
The NCR, Three Families, Freesiders, Caesar's Legion, and even his own Securitrons would rise against him almost instantaneously.

What if Chris took a bath in a Forced Evolutionary Virus vat to try to become a beautiful woman?
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No better then Ostrogel on his moobs.

What if Chris somehow got the infinity gauntlet?
 
What if Chris disguised himself as a teenager so he could relive the best years of his life at Manchester high?
 
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Marvin said:
I love this idea.
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I know, right? Chris has always cried about people with Asperger's "stealing the spotlight" from "pure" Autistics like himself. Can you imagine how he'll react when he learns that he's been one of those dang, dirty spergs this whole time? I don't know if he'll whip out the pepper spray, start chimping out, call his doctor a troll, or go through the Five Stages of Grief (well, the first four, anyway).
 
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PelvicUnicorns said:
I suppose there's amateur porn, but either way, I wouldn't see him make much money at all.
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I wouldn't count on that. There are way too many people obsessed with Chris's sexual escapades. I'm sure many would claim to be ordering it "for the lulz" but there's a disturbing number of weens out there that would almost certainly actually jerk it to Chris doing amateur porn.

Hell, maybe that will be his next big revelation in making cash off those bozos.

glutenfreebooty said:
What if Chris got possessed by a demon?
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The demon would be the one to call for an old priest and a young priest. "Exorcise me! Fucking now!"
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
I wouldn't count on that. There are way too many people obsessed with Chris's sexual escapades. I'm sure many would claim to be ordering it "for the lulz" but there's a disturbing number of weens out there that would almost certainly actually jerk it to Chris doing amateur porn.

Hell, maybe that will be his next big revelation in making cash off those bozos.
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That's true. But outside of a blow-up doll and masturbation, how would he...? Uh, never mind.
 
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