Containment What If?

[slimz]

What if someone told Chris that he could get more tugboat money of he took a test that proved he had a very low IQ?

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris was Iron Man?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was Iron Man?

When Chris is in big trouble Jarvis would try to call the other Avengers for help. But Chris would get mad at him and tell him not to call anybody.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What if Chris was immortal?

Future generations would never need to worry about finding a new 'cow to call their own.

What would happen if Chris tried to re-enter a GameStop?

 

[Somar]

What would happen if Chris tried to re-enter a GameStop?

He'd go in there to try and convince Gamestop he's changed just like he tried to do with the Game Place and Snyder. But like Snyder, Gamestop wouldn't forgive him which would cause Chris to mace another employee and get sent back to jail.
What if Chris guested starred in an episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park?

 

[Vault Boy]

He'd go in there to try and convince Gamestop he's changed just like he tried to do with the Game Place and Snyder. But like Snyder, Gamestop wouldn't forgive him which would cause Chris to mace another employee and get sent back to jail.
What if Chris guested starred in an episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park?

The Simpsons: He'd be trying (and failing) to kidnap Marge.

Family Guy: He'd be featured in a very unflattering cut-away gag.

South Park: Cartman would mock the shit out of him.

My previous question.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Bob bought a used Mazda Miata instead of a used BMW Z3 and left Charb with it?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris tried to fight Batman?

He'd call himself the Fiddler.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a job at a pepper spray factory?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived next door to Anne Frank during WW2?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Chris lived next door to Anne Frank during WW2?

What if Chris lived next door to her during WWZ?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris lived next door to Anne Frank during WW2?

Nothing would really happen unless he had heat with the shop they were hiding in, but it would mostly just be with whoever pissed him off or banned him. He'd most likely leave anyone else alone. Chris doesn't seem like the type of person to hold an innocent young girl accountable for something that has nothing to do with her. Hell, he'd probably not even know she'd existed up there.

What if Dean Pelton from Community worked at PVCC instead of MLW when Chris was there?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What if Chris lived next door to Anne Frank during WW2?

CWC: "Hmmm, yeah. I've heard y'all were hiding from some folks. It would be too bad if I told someone where you were."

Anne Frank: "DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY."

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What if Chris guested starred in an episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park?

This needs to happen. South Park would probably be the best bet.

Could even play homage with a protester for his Sonicrusade.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Charb fled the country after the Game PLace and Gamestop incidents?

 

[CatParty]

What if Charb fled the country after the Game PLace and Gamestop incidents?

Both times? Like fled and came back?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb sat on Chris and Chris died?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made a new years resolution to go to the gym everyday and actually tried to keep it?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris made a new years resolution to go to the gym everyday and actually tried to keep it?

That would require him having responsibility and the ability to keep a promise.

What if Chris tried to become a registered pilot?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Barb sat on Chris and Chris died?

So, what if Chris was a chihuahua?