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What if Chris tried to become a registered pilot?
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What if Chris died of diarrhea?
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What if Chris tried to become a registered pilot?
The DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS Cwcism would take on a grim meaning.The Masturbator.
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What if Chris died of diarrhea?
What if Chris was the only child of Anikin and Padme from Star Wars?
What if Chris was the one that caused the farms to go down yesterday?
His fatality would involve him forcing his opponent to read Sonichu causing them to commit suicide in order to stop the pain.What if Chris was a new fighter in Mortal Kombat XI?
The rest of the land would be creeped out by his insanity.His fatality would involve him forcing his opponent to read Sonichu causing them to commit suicide in order to stop the pain.
What if Chris went to Wonderland?
Still more interesting and original than Cassie Cage.What if Chris was a new fighter in Mortal Kombat XI?
Same shit, different campus.What if Chris attended the University of Virginia instead of PVCC?
What if Chris was the only child of Anikin and Padme from Star Wars?
It'd be par for the course for Fox. Chris would tard rage and start a protest against Fox, which would end as well as the rest of his protests.What if the Chris Chan Show got picked up by the FOX network, and then got cancelled after 3 episodes?
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Do you realize...? Do... you... realize something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?
They'd send him to the electric chair for stinking up the place with all hisWhat if Chris got a life sentence in prison?
He'd be slow and have poor handling.They'd send him to the electric chair for stinking up the place with all his
What if Chris was in a Mario Kart tournament?
What if Chris was in a Mario Kart tournament?
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