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What if Chris tried to become a registered pilot?

The Masturbator.

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Winner points to anyone who photoshops this.

What if Chris died of diarrhea?
 
What if Chris was the one that caused the farms to go down yesterday?
 
What if Chris was the one that caused the farms to go down yesterday?

We know where he lives so once he crowed about it on Facebook, we would report it to the feds and he would be in super rapey murder prison by teatime.
 
What if Chris was a new fighter in Mortal Kombat XI?
His fatality would involve him forcing his opponent to read Sonichu causing them to commit suicide in order to stop the pain.
What if Chris went to Wonderland?
 
His fatality would involve him forcing his opponent to read Sonichu causing them to commit suicide in order to stop the pain.
What if Chris went to Wonderland?
The rest of the land would be creeped out by his insanity.

What if Chris took Billy Coen's place in Resident Evil 0 (and was competent enough to make it to the train)?
 
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What if Chris released a movie in theaters that was advertised as a movie about his life story but was actually just a huge compilation of every single video he's ever made or been in?
 
What if the Chris Chan Show got picked up by the FOX network, and then got cancelled after 3 episodes?
 
What if the Chris Chan Show got picked up by the FOX network, and then got cancelled after 3 episodes?
It'd be par for the course for Fox. Chris would tard rage and start a protest against Fox, which would end as well as the rest of his protests.

My previous question.
 
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Do you realize...? Do... you... realize something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?

Do you realize...? Do... you... realize something? Let me tell you: If the Resistance sees that map to Luke, that they put in the damn droid, they could destroy the First Order, and we would have to move out...?

What if Chris got a life sentence in prison?
 
If Christine, when she is finally brought to justice for her crimes, is found to be guilty on all counts and given the death penalty, what is the form her execution would take? Do you think they'd fry her like a pig-roast or try to hang her and break the entire gallows under her girth?

What's the consensus folks, obviously this is just pure speculation in a completely 'what-if' scenario so it's definitely not a-logging
 
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