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What if that fateful day in October of 2007, Mimms camera had died, and the match for this immortal fire was never ignited?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a "made man" in an Italian Mafia family?
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I've said it multiple times in this thread, and I enjoy it enough to say it again. LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Seeing how batshit insane the stereotypical Don is portrayed in mafia films, Chris's awkward, anti-social, awkward behavior would probably have an opposite effect on him. In other words, Chris is the ideal jester for unhinged crimelords. As a result, Chris becomes inner circle, gets more protection, and doesn't have to do much work. So he'd do pretty alright barring dissension in the ranks, or being caught in the crossfires of a shootout with a rival gang.

This could just be me being a racists, but for some reason I think italians would take a shine to Chris.
 
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What if Chris's mind got sent back in time to his past self and tried to correct all the mistakes he makes in the future?
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris had to make a choice between saving Barb or saving his PS3 when their house was on fire?
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Sounds like the kind of choice you would need to do if Telltale made a game about Chris's life, except that you always make poor choices no matter the outcome.

A) Save Barb during the fire.
Leads to spending all your tugboat money over the next several years to help pay off all of Barb's debt she got herself into.

B) Save the PS3 during the fire.
Leads to your PS3 overheating and dying after being savalged due to smoke damage from the fire.

Somari1996 said:
What if Chris's mind got sent back in time to his past self and tried to correct all the mistakes he makes in the future?
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He would still make all the wrong choices.
 
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What if Chris took Commander Shepard's place as the main character in the Mass Effect games?
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris took Commander Shepard's place as the main character in the Mass Effect games?
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There will be no moral choice. There will be only the right choice, which will progress the game and the wrong choice, which is an instant game over. These will be buried under a sea of tangent conversation options that mostly relate to Shepherd's mundane personal struggles.

Also only Conrad will be a romance option.
 
What if Chris was watching a cop show while snuggling with Barb and at one point in the episode, the cops walk into the station after a riot, and a handcuffed suspect asks what the riot was about, and one of the cops says "whether or not a cartoon rodent's arms are blue"?
 
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Mr Pizza said:
Walmart still sells chicken tendies.
What if aliens abducted Chris for a night after assuming he was important because they found the cwcki?
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They would be popping into Space Argos to get a new Probulator after Chris utterly wrecked the last one.
 
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Mr Pizza said:
Walmart still sells chicken tendies.
What if aliens abducted Chris for a night after assuming he was important because they found the cwcki?
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DIRTY, CRAPPED ANAL PROBE

What if, instead of Mia "Hamm", the day Chris went out to lose his v-card, the one to open the door would have been the man in the picklesuit?
 
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