Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris had a choice between removing Hexbox or the Blarms from existance?

 

[theobservdr]

What if Chris' behavior was an act? Like he acts eccentric on camera

 

[Quip]

What if Chris' behavior was an act? Like he acts eccentric on camera

Then i'll give my Dad an upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme and enjoy it.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had a choice between removing Hexbox or the Blarms from existance?

He'd pick the blarms, and complain about Hexbox still being around.
What if Chris was neighbors with Vince Russo?

 

[Mason Verger]

What if Chris lived in North Carolina?

 

[cohensd]

He'd pick the blarms, and complain about Hexbox still being around.
What if Chris was neighbors with Vince Russo?

Chris would turn heel on a bimonthly basis and start every video with "Yo, dog, this is a shoot... hmm... yeah..."

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the Mechanist from Fallout 4's Automatron?

 

[Quip]

What if Bob actually just packed his shit up and fucked off to Spain.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) took birth control pills?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' behavior was an act? Like he acts eccentric on camera

What if Chris turned out to be a clever British actor who fooled the entire Internet community that he was an autistic lolcow and in fact he was a polite and civilized person with a steady job and from a well-off non-dysfunctional family?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

What if Chris was the Mechanist from Fallout 4's Automatron?

boyfriend free girls of the commonwealth would flee in terror as goofy flying robots with chris's face on it scoop them up while screeching out "mmmuhhh gal payalll'

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris lived in North Carolina?

He would have creeped out students at UNC-Charlotte's library instead of UVA's.

what if Chris(tine) took birth control pills?

It would affect his hormonal balance.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became Batman's next robin?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris became Batman's next robin?

He'd be Tism Drake or Jason Tard.

What if Chris was Superman's son?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris became Batman's next robin?

He'd be Tism Drake or Jason Tard.

Duck Grayson.

 

[Zoobles]

What if Chris was Superman's son?

soap would be his kryptonite

 

[Vault Boy]

Duck Grayson.

Ah, that's what I wanted to say too! Completely slipped my mind.

What if Chris was the main antagonist in Resident Evil 7?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

what if Chris(tine) worked at a nuclear power plant?

Spoiler: San Onofre should have been right up his alley while it was still running.

 

[Broseph]

Ah, that's what I wanted to say too! Completely slipped my mind.

What if Chris was the main antagonist in Resident Evil 7?

I think Chris was the main antagonist in Resident Evil Dead Aim, because the antagonist starts off as a man who injects a weird virus into himself and it turns him into a female tranny with organic heels. (I'm serious this really happens in the fucking game)

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris owned a deep fryer?

Spoiler

DIRTY, FRIED BRIEFS or another fire.