Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
Avenue 'Chu
Ass-cut Boulevard
Spergs (parody of Cats)
Barbara Mia!
Book of Whore-Men
Le Misérable
Tranny of the Opera
No Beauty Just the Beast
14BC (parody of 42nd Street)
Grease
Stammerer on the Roof
Tobacky Road
Hello Stinky! (parody of Hello Dolly!)
The Whizz
The Sound of Music (farts from Chris)
Dump on the Yard
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When you're a chan
you're a chan
you're a chan all the way
from your first lego set
till your last JULAY!!!
 
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bigbaby said:
What if Chris was installed as dictator of a country?
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He would mandate himself a sweetheart and his advisors would probably run the country as he was relegated to only a PR role. He'd just take endless vacations as various grey eminences would handle all the state affairs and keep him distracted so he wouldn't do any "real stuff" on his own. In the end he'd be like European royalty that doesn't meddle in politics but is formally in charge.
 
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What if Chris and Cole starred in a Buddy Cop film together?
 
Apocalypso said:
Avenue 'Chu
Ass-cut Boulevard
Spergs (parody of Cats)
Barbara Mia!
Book of Whore-Men
Le Misérable
Tranny of the Opera
No Beauty Just the Beast
14BC (parody of 42nd Street)
Grease
Stammerer on the Roof
Tobacky Road
Hello Stinky! (parody of Hello Dolly!)
The Whizz
The Sound of Music (farts from Chris)
Dump on the Yard
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Lies and Trolls (parody of Guys and Dolls)
 
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what if autism became the world's premier religion and all its holy texts were based on the teachings of sonichu's adventures? despite his foundational contributions, would chris still be an outsider, shunned and barred entry now that he's officially cured?
 
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Somari1996 said:
what if Chris became Vice President?
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He'd have an intern shove the Sonichu medallion up his ass. And if he came on the intern's blue dress he'd lick it up.

The White House would turn the sickly yellow tint found in most of his old videos.

The Lincoln bedroom would be overrun with boxes of garbage and the aroma of cat piss.

Dating education becomes part of Common Core.

Presidential limo runs over Michael Snyder.

CIA tracks down Clyde Cash.

Illuminati gets him some China (Monarch-programmed from the ground up).

Molvania invaded.

Molvania created for him to invade.

Stress sighs and says he's working on it when called into the war room.
 
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What if Sega gave into every single one of Chris demands.
  • The Corner office
  • The Sonichu TV Show
  • The Comics
  • The 100k Salary
  • The Sonichu Video game
  • The female Assistant to care of his incontinent mother
But the only way they would sign the contract was if Chris agreed to let them change the color of Sonichus arms?
 
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Mr Zero said:
What if Sega give into every single one of Chris demands.
  • The Corner office
  • The Sonichu TV Show
  • The Comics
  • The 100k Salary
  • The Sonichu Video game
  • The female Assistant to care of his incontinent mother
But the only way they would sign the contract was if Chris agreed to let them change the color of Sonichus arms?
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chris would spend an hour shaking and sweating over the contract he's been offered to sign

or he would sign it, sperg out when sonichu was altered and sue sega
then lose when sega points out the contract in court all the while chris repeats himself "I DIDN KNOW! I HAD DA STRESS. SEGA PLEASE DON DO DIS, ARE YOUR DA SONIC DAT RUNS FAST OR DA ROBOTNIK DAT TWOLLS?"
 
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What if Chris was a Robot Master? And what if he forgot how to speak the secret language of SPED?
 
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