Containment What If?

Broseph said:
I don't know how gun laws work in his state but I'm pretty certain that someone like him would never pass a background check to buy a gun, especially with his record of vehicular assault and macing a guy's shirt. And moreover on that Chris is too dumb to figure out how to buy a gun from the black market. Not only that but I think we all know by now how stupid and clumsy Chris is and it's very doubtful that he would even be able to line up anyone in his crosshair before he got tackled and had the shit beat out of him by security.

Hell if anything, Chris would probably make a video where'd he beg and whine about someone buying him a gun and mailing it to him as a "donation" so that he could finally have his revenge on that b-dog Mary Lee Walsh.
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To fail a NICS check you have to be a felon, be convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence, be involuntarily committed, be an illegal, renounce your citizenship, be dishororably discharged, or have a court restraining order against you.

Legally, Chris could buy a gun. Only thing that could stop him would be sperging out in the store, or filling his 4473 out wrong.
 
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RealtreeByGod said:
To fail a NICS check you have to be a felon, be convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence, be involuntarily committed, be an illegal, renounce your citizenship, be dishororably discharged, or have a court restraining order against you.

Legally, Chris could buy a gun. Only thing that could stop him would be sperging out in the store, or filling his 4473 out wrong.
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Isn't he a felon? I mean he commited felonies and went to court for them and got sentenced (really light sentences, but still)
Pop said:
What if Chris took an audition on American Idol? What would he sing?
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His major hit from C&HB's first album, So Need a Cute Girl.
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris & Barb were visited by Krampus at Christmas?
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Krampus would figure people that nasty must have a spanking fetish and thus not beat them, and in any case he doesn't want to get his sack or sticks dirty. So he'd just plug a coffee pot into their bathroom and let the holy cleansing of fire sort it all out.
 
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Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was trapped at the bottom of a well?
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His trans-persona would have a Harry Potter-esque scar and tatted-on eyebrows. Ay Yessica, pobrecita.
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Sorry for the non-CWC ref, but, Geez, Babby Jessica has "fallen" (figuratively). Sinaloa isn't available for comment: http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texa...own-up-embarks-on-a-rescue-mission-of-her-own
 
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