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What if Chris somehow enlisted in the Army post 9-11 at Bob's insistence, got trained, then shipped to Iraq where he socialized with his squad mates and they all traded Sonichu medallions with each other, on patrol Chris heroically jumps on a mine to save his squad mates from the blast and is posthumously awarded a purple heart; with their son's sacrifice Bob and Barb fox their lives and end the hoard, reconnecting with their family and a decade later a statue of Chris is dedicated in Ruckersville, and not long after the official Autistic Soldiers Foundation is formed and headquartered in Ruckersville, bringing much needed jobs to the county and adopts Sonichu as their mascot, Chris is heralded as a hero of autism and the government itself incorporates Sonichu medals for servicemembers who accomplish great feats despite disability?
 
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Corpun said:
What if Chris somehow enlisted in the Army post 9-11 at Bob's insistence, got trained, then shipped to Iraq where he socialized with his squad mates and they all traded Sonichu medallions with each other, on patrol Chris heroically jumps on a mine to save his squad mates from the blast and is posthumously awarded a purple heart; with their son's sacrifice Bob and Barb fox their lives and end the hoard, reconnecting with their family and a decade later a statue of Chris is dedicated in Ruckersville, and not long after the official Autistic Soldiers Foundation is formed and headquartered in Ruckersville, bringing much needed jobs to the county and adopts Sonichu as their mascot, Chris is heralded as a hero of autism and the government itself incorporates Sonichu medals for servicemembers who accomplish great feats despite disability?
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that's a pretty big "somehow"
 
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Pina Colada said:
What if Chris was a Soviet KGB?
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In the early 60's, agents under the aliases Robert and Barbara Chandler are sent to Virginia. There they give birth to Cole, Carol, David and Chris.

Cole is unaware of his parents' identities, but has some skepticism. In the late 70's he leaves for California. Carol and David go their own ways, occassionally checking in with their family.

Chris graduates Manchester High in the early 80's. One night, he stumbles upon Borb as they prepare a report for the Kremlin. He is interested in joining Soviet intelligence because he wants to be a "super cool spy". With their connections, they send Chris to Russia for training. He enters the KGB, but is only a lower-level analyst.

Corpun said:
What if Chris somehow enlisted in the Army post 9-11 at Bob's insistence, got trained, then shipped to Iraq where he socialized with his squad mates and they all traded Sonichu medallions with each other, on patrol Chris heroically jumps on a mine to save his squad mates from the blast and is posthumously awarded a purple heart; with their son's sacrifice Bob and Barb fox their lives and end the hoard, reconnecting with their family and a decade later a statue of Chris is dedicated in Ruckersville, and not long after the official Autistic Soldiers Foundation is formed and headquartered in Ruckersville, bringing much needed jobs to the county and adopts Sonichu as their mascot, Chris is heralded as a hero of autism and the government itself incorporates Sonichu medals for servicemembers who accomplish great feats despite disability?
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Sega and Nintendo would likely contribute to the foundation, standing with the Chandlers as their youngest son sacrificed his life for the greater good. In addition, Sonichu enters the Sonic canon to Chris' memory.

The division which Chris had served would adopt the nickname "Sonichu's Zap", after a song Chris had wrote during his tour.
 
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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was obsessed with Shadow the Edgehog?
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May I recommend the guy Deadwing just found! It's the first video played. Here is a pic.
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Is the name 'Shadow Chris' taken? (The color scheme!)
 
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What if Chris-chan had been introduced to VTubers in 2020-2021(Pre-July)
Would Chris-chan of been obsessed for Vtubers?
Would Chris-chan be less degen and more grounded to reality?
Or Would Chris-chan not fuck barbara and personally surrogate his mom for his Vtuber Waifus?
Which VTuber would you reckon Chris-chan would obsess over?
 
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What If Barb got her revenge against Chris? if she were younger and more spry how would she 'ahem' punish her perverted cunt Son for what he'd done to her?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
If the Idea Guys didn't try to become "The Next Clyde Cash", would Chris be in the "Jail of Fail" now?
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I mean I don't think anyone actually coerced Chris into fucking Barb, I think he would've done it anyway of his own volition. I think the whole "I am Jesus incarnate and I was cleansing Barb-chu's body" schtick he's going with now is just a post-hoc justification for what he saw as perfectly normal and natural. You have to remember he has said in the past that he views incest as fine as long as there's no preganancy.
 
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SaltyFanta said:
Probably still would have diddled his mom. Just would have been much funnier up until the point he did.
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New people who think he must have been wholly coerced by Bella or someone into fucking his mum need to remember that he's defended incest and talked about wanting to fuck his mum for years - and he was far too... affectionate with her in court years ago before he met Bella or the Wise. But yeah it would have been a lot funnier; the unhinged ranting about the Dimensional Merge went from laughable to cringe extremely quickly, even if the MLP videos are hilarious.
 
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