Containment What If?

Hold on can we talk about pamperchu for just a second.

I have seen him for years and I thought NOBODY noticed how fucking weird his shit was???
I thought he was completely under the radar.

And we're all here talking about Chris and this guy is living in a baby shack looking like a maniac.
I can't believe he has a "daddy"?????

I'm going to go look for him on the lolcow forum.
 
Metagross said:
Hold on can we talk about pamperchu for just a second.

I have seen him for years and I thought NOBODY noticed how fucking weird his shit was???
I thought he was completely under the radar.

And we're all here talking about Chris and this guy is living in a baby shack looking like a maniac.
I can't believe he has a "daddy"?????

I'm going to go look for him on the lolcow forum.
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He's under the radar because he isn't as easy to troll as our dear sweet Kaka :tomgirl:
Seriously though, those who haven't heard of him should certainly check the lolcow forum o.o
 
Metagross said:
Hold on can we talk about pamperchu for just a second.

I have seen him for years and I thought NOBODY noticed how fucking weird his shit was???
I thought he was completely under the radar.

And we're all here talking about Chris and this guy is living in a baby shack looking like a maniac.
I can't believe he has a "daddy"?????

I'm going to go look for him on the lolcow forum.
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Don't forget Sharz Miguazin.

Anyway, if Chris had a diaper fetish, he at least would have less of a time with :briefs: . He did admit in one of his manifesto vids to "trying on" a pair some trolls sent him. Alas (?), he discovered Tomgirl instead.
 
I do honestly wonder how Barbzilla would react if Chris called her bluff.

"Do as ah say or imma gunna keeeeeel mahself!"
"No you won't."
"Yes ah weeeiiillll!"
"Prove it."
 
1. His comics will mostly involve diapers.

2. He will find a sweetheart who has a diaper fetish too.
 
Say he's got a one use time machine, power to incept his past self once, genie with one wish, etc. He can go back in time to stop himself from doing one thing and only one thing. What does he do. In other words, in Chris's eyes, what's his biggest mistake?
 
I want to say he'd undo the start of what would end up getting him his ED article but he wouldn't know what to change to prevent the ED article from ever happening.
 
In Chris's eyes? Not banging his gal-pals like gongs.
 
Chris doesn't make any mistakes. The biggest mistake in his life is God's fault; he gave him that got-dang mental block when he gave him da autism. Only thing Chris could do is try to get Barb to see a younger man instead of Bob, since it was Bob's old age that obviously did it. But in the process, Chris would end up being the young man Barb's looking for and become his own father.
 
Chris' #1 regret in life is that he's still girlfriend-free.
He probably realizes by now that all the sweethearts who claimed to have affection for him were trolls, which leaves the ones he knew in real life who he thought he was in a relationship with even though they did not feel the same way. That's Megan and the Wallflower (there are pre-love quest gal pals, but he never got as far as even considering them as girlfriends). He hates Megan these days, so he wouldn't want to bother trying to save that "relationship".
So, I think maybe he'd go back and try to prevent himself from letting the Wallflower's identity out. But, it wouldn't help him, since she was never interested in him that way and he'd probably end up doing something worse to eventually ruin the friendship.
 
He'd stress sigh and complain about how he only gets to fix one mistake.
:alog:
 
Henry Bemis said:
In Chris's eyes? Not banging his gal-pals like gongs.
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This. Either this or he would go back to not move away after high school. Basically small things that, in the long run, most likely wouldn't change his current life all that much.
 
Be very pleasantly surprised and follow his progress.

then I'd look out my bedroom window and expect to see flying pigs
 
I think he'd go back and stop Lucas and Mimms from taking that fateful picture of him at the GAMe PLACe. He's still convinced all the trolling was a direct result of that.
 
he would go back in time so there are two chris's to make double the amount of fake accounts so he could win the parappa contest.
 
Well, if there ever was a group he might fit in to, I guess this could be it.

There are some obstacles, Chris would be adverse to this, but he's overcome his aversion to alcohol and he was able to accept that he likes dressing as a girl, so he could probably do this. He's always specified that his potential sweethearts be 18-to his current age, but I think any potential "mommies" would be older women, would probably have had kids before (maybe Chris' age...), and I personally don't see how anyone into doing this could be right in the head. However, I think the lure of china might be able to overcome that. I'm sure that if he did find someone and tried it, he would find it suits him for all the reasons the OP has already stated.

Chris goes back in time in his tomgirl outfit, Chris of the past sees his Heart Torch is gone and his imaginary twin sister Crystal has been brought to life.
But this Crystal is very disappointing to say the least.
Chris regrets ever building the Heart Torch.
Years later in his tomgirl era he's offered the opportunity to go back in time to fix a mistake, he decides to go back in time and destroy the Heart Torch at the moment before Crystal appeared to him.
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He already lives like an 8 year old, this wouldn't be hard for him. Baby Kaka, ugh.
He'll try to get his fat ass into these.



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