Containment What If?

Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, he would awkwardly grope his gal pals and they wouldn't go near him again
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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he did that in high school for real. Of course, returning to his high school years, he may be much more aggressive in his do-overs.
 
Nah, in high school he wasn't really interested in sex or a relationship. He discovered mass debating at age 16, for example, and wasn't interested in a relationship until he was kicked out of English class and didn't have a galpal to comfort him.

He touched a galpal when he danced at his prom, but that may have been it.
 
At the very least, the hoard would NOT get any bigger, and who knows, Bob might clear a bit of it out to make it more comfortable for himself. As for Chris, like others have pointed out he was closer to Barb. I imagine Bob would just leave Chris to his own devices, and as for Oct 28, remember Barb was partly responsible for that and she pushed Chris to it in the first place. Chris would not be much better off if Bob was the surviving parent, but he would be at least a LITTLE better off - he would still be able to hide in his room instead of living in the same room as Snorlax.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Hey, now, not all schizophrenics are psychotic and think their delusions are real. The untreated ones, sure, but the ones who are on medicine and are being treated shouldn't act like that. But then again, Chris would refuse treatment and not take antipsychotic meds ("those are for crazy people!"), so maybe that's what you meant.

Symptoms of da schizo include difficulty in social situations and trouble controlling emotions. Given that CWC is already autistic, schizophrenia would really screw up his ability to socialize. Chris would be even more depressed than he is now.

Antipsychotic meds also make you blow up like a freakin' balloon. Chris would be 75-100 lbs. fatter than he is now.

Some forms of schizophrenia include the symptom avolition (not wanting to do anything), so Chris would be even lazier than he is now.
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On the other hand, can't a simple court order basically force him to live in an institution forever?
 
I think he'd have to commit a crime before he was forced to live in an institution. It's a lot harder to get someone committed than it used to be.

Chris's co-organizer will get annoyed by his behavior and relieve him of his duties so she doesn't have to deal with him anymore. Then it will be like the 10 year reunion all over again with them not telling him where they're having the reunion.

That, or Chris gets bored of his new project in a few weeks and quits.
 
This all depends on how much control/influence/responsibility Chris is allowed to have by anyone else involved. The end result could range from Chris sitting in a corner of the room sulking like an asshole because nothing went how he'd imagined, all the way to an outright, full-on, epic CWC disaster on par with the "Grand Theft Auto: GAMe PLACe edition" shit that resulted in Chris going to jail.

it could go either way. We're just gonna have to wait and see. It's not like any of us are going anywhere.

:popcorn:

Edit: honestly, what i hope more than anything else, is that everyone who attends (if anyone does) has the time of their lives, and that Chris's completely self-absorbed plans unintentionally result in something very positive for others. But i doubt that'll happen, because even if that STARTS to happen, Chris will fuck it up by acting like a child and causing insane drama.
 
Probably not, the pictures were more girly before the death of Bob. If he was aware I'd like to think he'd spend more time with his dying father than worrying about trolls. Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the Calling Out videos around this time? I'd think those wouldn't have happened.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
somejerk said:
The response
I would talk with her; tell her how you feel about her doing those things with this other dude, but DO NOT voice threat or anger; Maintain a CALM Voice Tone. Then Listen and Comprehend fully on her side of the story without suspicion. Ask her not to do those things with that guy, or come to a compromise; she did that dude, so you could do one of her friends or family with her full knowledge and consent of the act; in that case, she would see from her point of view how you felt when she went out and did that dude.
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No comment.
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That red part isn't even funny, just...weird. I sure hope the guy asking Chris for girlfriend advice wasn't serious, for his own sake, but you never know.

And of course, Chris thinks she will come right back to you after you fuck one of her female friends like he's suggesting.
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Who the fuck asks for dating advice from an obvious train wreak>
 
If it does happen I would expect a few trolls try to show up and pretend like they went to Highschool with Chris. I would imagine Chris would freak out if a few of them showed up in pickle suits or dressed as Clyde Cash. If the reunion does go through I just hope that another person sets up the event. If Chris set up the event it would be at Mcdonalds or in front of his house. Also I could see Chris crying in a corner if his galpals do not show up or if they come with their husbands. Or Chris might go full tard rage and get arrested again.
 
2015, front lawn, Ruckersville, Tomgirl hoedown! The card for invitation says, with a crayon drawing of the cast of Sonichu in drag, including the Sonichu kids, the 2 girl ones having cucumbers in their pants. Unfortunately for Chris it becomes a troll reunion, with Tito, Clydecash, Bluespike, Alec, and Marvin showing up. And A-log sneaks in. Chris goes to tears as, he finds Tito making out with Tiffany on Patti's grave.
 
Imagine this.

Chris comes to the board (let's assume in this reality you know it is definitely really him) and posts saying he wants to change everything and will do everything he is told and follow it to the letter to get his life back on track. (In this reality let's assume he is also 100% sincere and he WILL follow what you say)

Now let's assume you're a normal person who wants to see another person live a better life. What would you get him to do first? What would you work on? How would you fix it?
 
you could probably write a 500 page self-help book specifically tailored as a narrative TO Chris from the things that have already been said on this forum and elsewhere.
 
Wow. This is kinda like new parents asking how they could raise a healthy, happy, ethical and successful child. There's so much you can say.

I'd also be as happy as a new father if Chris would try to make his life count. Unfortunately, this will never happen.

In a nutshell - get a therapist and work with them. He needs serious professional help to overcome his many personality flaws.

Besides that: get a part-time job when he's ready, learn how to cook and go to the gym. That's easy.

The hard part is that he's going to have to stand up to Barb and demand that he be allowed to live his life and have a social outlet. His most likely social outlet would be church or TCG leagues.
 
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exball said:
Who the fuck asks for dating advice from an obvious train wreak>
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Guys who need dating advice, who else? ]:(P
 
Re: What if Chris gets a sweetheart and then she cheats on h

Pikonic said:
I did some digging and found this.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_25#This_is_perhaps_the_worst_advice_Chris_has_ever_given

In Mailbag 25, a fan asked his advice on his cheating girlfriend.

Dear Chris,
I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now, I've heard that you're supposed to stay with your first girlfriend because no one else will take her place, but I'm in a bit of a dilemma. What would you do, Christian, if your true and honest sweetheart ever went after another man behind your back?
Sincerely, eddie.
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The response
I would talk with her; tell her how you feel about her doing those things with this other dude, but DO NOT voice threat or anger; Maintain a CALM Voice Tone. Then Listen and Comprehend fully on her side of the story without suspicion. Ask her not to do those things with that guy, or come to a compromise; she did that dude, so you could do one of her friends or family with her full knowledge and consent of the act; in that case, she would see from her point of view how you felt when she went out and did that dude.
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No comment.
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He got that from an episode of Family Guy. Lois has sex with Bill Clinton, so they arrange for Peter to have sex with Lois' mother. He's incredibly naive if he thinks that anyone would be willing to pull that shit in real life.
 
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Well any girl who would get with Chris as he is would almost certainly have some serious issues, so i don't think it's a matter of "if", but "when" she cheated on him. But it doesn't matter, because like some have already said, Chris is unbelievably naive, and has no spine. Both are perfect qualities to become a complete cuckold. Which is pretty much what would happen.

Repeatedly.
 
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somejerk said:
Well any girl who would get with Chris as he is would almost certainly have some serious issues, so i don't think it's a matter of "if", but "when" she cheated on him. But it doesn't matter, because like some have already said, Chris is unbelievably naive, and has no spine. Both are perfect qualities to become a complete cuckold. Which is pretty much what would happen.

Repeatedly.
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And even if he knew she was cheating he would deny it. A lot. And delude himself into thinking she's still his one true love.

Then again, some guys get off on the whole cuckold thing, but I do not have reason to believe Chris is one of them.
 
Nope.

:julay:

Take care of his health and hygiene, try to find a job and move on from his past trolling events.
 
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