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normankrasner said:
What if Chris was hired as a mall Santa?
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Melkor said:
What if Chris did something so terrible that he ended up getting life in prison, with no bond? Would people attempt to bail him out?
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With Amiibos.
 
what if chris chan was from the future to warn us of a danger to all of mankind, and before he came to the past there was nano technology that cured autism but since he time traveled in the past the nanobots that fixed his autism weren't able to go back in time with him which made him go full dummy and write sonichu instead
 
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What if Chris discovers Santa isn't real this Christmas?

What if Chris became an euphoric atheist after realizing Godbear does not love him?
 
Sperglord Dante said:
What if Chris discovers Santa isn't real this Christmas?
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He will see it as is mission to don a red coat, get his feral dogs and cats, hook them to the front of the dead mid-90s Caddy in the front yard and deliver presents to all the good girls of Ruckersville. They will call him "Tranny Claus".

Sperglord Dante said:
What if Chris became an euphoric atheist after realizing Godbear does not love him?
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Since he is a tranny lesbian with a female soul, he will grow both a neckbeard and a legbeard, while pacing the streets of Charlottesville arguing the pros and cons ofthe ethics of gaming.

What if Chris moderated a debate between :trump: and :cuck:?
 
What if Chris was the secret of a recipe that would spawn a giant fast food chain?

KFC: Kentucky Fried Christian
 
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What if Chris discovered the old "ate my balls" meme and tried to do a Sonichu comic around it?
 
What if Barb kidnapped a boyfriend free girl and gave her to Chris as a Christmas present?
 
Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was a boat maker, a la the Chandlers were historically?
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Okay, let's entertain this beyond "Shit himself and do nothing"/"Chris is incompetent and no craft he even took part in manufacturing would be seaworthy".

Bob Chandler attends Auburn and decides, after a wonderful Spring Break in Galveston, to dedicate himself to the ancient trade of the shipwright as his ancestors once did. He opens up a small company in Greene County because the land is cheap there, meets a woman named Barbara, who gives him a son named Christopher -they later change his name to Christian. Bob retires comfortably and then passes away. Chris takes over, but is dependent entirely on his father's models which are now being rendered obsolete by fancier fiberglass jobs -rednecks could get by with wooden rowboats, but apparently they think the Bass won't respect them without twin yamahas. Chris gets uncomfortable with the decision-making process and sells the company to his top engineer who actually brings the company into the 21st century.

Chris then spends his days fishing in a yellow and blue boat he names the :julay:
 
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Chris would be the internet famous creator of Thomachu, the electric train type pokemon.

(Huh, funny thing they're both...blue)
 
What if Chris wrote, directed, and starred in his own version of a Christmas Carol?
 
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