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He would be a melting pot of autism.
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He would be a melting pot of autism.
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What if Megan suddenly appeared again and started forgiving Chris for all that had happened before confessing her love to him now that he's trans?
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What if Chris lived in one of those cultures where women were forced into marriage?
(He seems to think that's how it works, anyway.)
(He seems to think that's how it works, anyway.)
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The Force: Chris. Chriiiis. You must go to the Dagobah system...
Chris: Ennnnnnnh that's faaaar awaaaay.
The Force: You must. It is your destiny.
Chris: I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The Force: Chris, you must-
Chris: DON'TWANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
The Force: Fine. Fucking fine. I'm just going to make you evacuate all your midichlorians in the middle of the night. How's that for a flashback you little shit, huh?
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It'll be horribly coded and half finished upon release unless you pay him to complete it.
What if instead of a becoming a Jedi, Chris becomes a Sith?
What if instead of a becoming a Jedi, Chris becomes a Sith?
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The ability to Force-choke people from across an internet connection? That he might put some effort into.
Hell, so would I. Every Jedi would fall to the Dark Side if the holonet was like the internet.
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Unless he is going to be a welfare parasite for the rest of his life, what job he would end up having (for longer time than for a few weeks)?
The job at fast food restaurant didn't work out, what would? What would fit him and be easy enough for old good CWC?
The job at fast food restaurant didn't work out, what would? What would fit him and be easy enough for old good CWC?
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GameStop could hire him to mace their employees if they get out of line.
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Seriously, the only "profession" I can visualize for him is internet celebrity. Something like Perez Hilton.
Perez Hilton is the Ahuviya Harel of internet bloggers. So by that logic Chris is superior in every way except financially.
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Someone here said recently, and it sounded reasonable to me, that Chris wouldn't be that out of place as a video game Quality Assurance guy. i.e., work at home, obsessively play a video game, and nitpick all its faults.
Now, I dunno if you could get him to play a game he wasn't previously interested in. I'm not sure he understands the concept that work often involves trading off doing things you don't want to do, in exchange for money.
But, that could his best shot.
Now, I dunno if you could get him to play a game he wasn't previously interested in. I'm not sure he understands the concept that work often involves trading off doing things you don't want to do, in exchange for money.
But, that could his best shot.
Manager: Chris, we need you to go home and play Level 5-2 from the debug menu.
Chris: Hmm... yeah, mmm, that's-uh... that's good. What's the game?
Manager: Sonic Boom 2: Take up Blarms. Wait... what are you doing with that can of mace?! Oh fuck! It fucking burns! Oh my eyes! My eyes!