Containment What If?

Tomgirl in the South....that would have never worked. Especially in the 90's. He would have been beat up, called a fag and and everything else.
 
exball said:
Pikonic said:
The Dude said:
That's the thing...it's all in our minds. A mass hallucination. Call it bad drugs, fever dreams, MKULTRA, HAARP, punishment from God, transmissions from space...Chris is not real. Sonichu is not real. 14BC is just some abandoned house that people dump their shit or go in to shoot up horse or smoke ice. We all are on a forum talking about someone who is not there.
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Dude......Are WE even here? *yawn*
What if we're the nonexistent hallucination in Chrissy's subconscious.
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*cough* *cough* That's deep man, pass me a slice of Pepsi.
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To be honest, I don't think he'd ever realise Arcade or Veronica were gay. They're openly homosexual, yeah, but you have to show a modicum of interest in them through the dialogue before they volunteer that information.

Although, the dialogue that leads up to Veronica mentioning she likes the ladies does look a little like it might be the start of a romance/dating subquest or something. He might discover that Veronica enjoys vagina and wants woman, but he'd never pay enough attention to Arcade to find out that he's a gaybian. Hell, he'd probably pay no attention to Arcade anyway since he's a damn dirty male jerk.

I doubt Chris would ever make it to Novac, but if he did I bet he'd shoot at Boone the second he mentions that he's married.
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
he'd probably yell at them for talking bad about the Kind Caring Women™

then one of them would call him a homo and he'd tardrage and post "I AM STRAIGHT" all over the forums and get permabanned
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brb making account to troll
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Those guys are super paranoid about who they let on.

Dynastia said:
To be honest, I don't think he'd ever realise Arcade or Veronica were gay. They're openly homosexual, yeah, but you have to show a modicum of interest in them through the dialogue before they volunteer that information.

Although, the dialogue that leads up to Veronica mentioning she likes the ladies does look a little like it might be the start of a romance/dating subquest or something. He might discover that Veronica enjoys vagina and wants woman, but he'd never pay enough attention to Arcade to find out that he's a gaybian. Hell, he'd probably pay no attention to Arcade anyway since he's a damn dirty male jerk.

I doubt Chris would ever make it to Novac, but if he did I bet he'd shoot at Boone the second he mentions that he's married.
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Boon's wife died because Boon was a JERK!
 
I think Borb would be shooing away the gal-pals after blaming them for making Chris gay. They would try to fix it by pushing Chris towards athletic pursuits and other male-centric activities, which he would fail, while taking him out of his arts classes...so possibly no Sonichu. If this were to happen, I think Borb and the school would come together with no resistance in getting Chris to act normal. Would work in high school, maybe PVCC, but then laziness on Borb's part would undo everything,

And of course, he would complain about high school and wouldn't have this golden era he tries to maintain, But on the plus side, no Sonichu to start the trolling unless he sires his bastard elsewhere.
 
Bronies commit mass suicides over the loss of their waifu. Many leave notes saying "If it were anyone other than HIM."
 
Aside from many Rainbow Dash bronies raging about their pony waifu becoming life partners with Chris, I'm pretty sure Chris could get to having what may as well be the closest thing to a sweet-heart. I'm also sure it would make bronies question why Rainbow Dash life-partners with a someone like CWC, especially since there are some bronies who can be in the same range as Chris.

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What a nice couple, it's not like Rainbow Dash is disgusted and/or embarrassed or anything.
 
He'd commit suicide within a week. Most of the heroin addicts who were treated with ibogaine ended up killing themselves out of guilt and shame for their past actions.
 
He'd probably latch onto other Sonic characters like tails. Or other things that were popular in the 90's. Some have mentioned Digimon as a good example.

Sticking with Bionic seems the most logical. If Sonic was a symbol of Chris's love between Pokemon and Sonic then if he had nothing else he'd just stick with his first shitty recolor that popped into his head. (Or in Bionic's case, with a basketball rather)
 
I think Chris might make a comic based on Bionic or he would just come up with a new Sonic recolor.
 
Pikonic said:
Then he'd get sick at yer ugly abs, so shirts would be required. "Those calves make me vomit. PANTS YEAR ROUND!"
One thing lead to another and all American men now wear burkas
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Implying Chris even knows what a burka is. :P
 
wheat pasta said:
Pikonic said:
Then he'd get sick at yer ugly abs, so shirts would be required. "Those calves make me vomit. PANTS YEAR ROUND!"
One thing lead to another and all American men now wear burkas
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Implying Chris even knows what a burka is. :P
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Mm yeah...all da JERKS M-mus wear dose nin-ninja capes da terr-moooslim w-wimmin like to wear.

I would make a crack about it being called the 'JERK-a' but Chris is too bleeding thick to come up with that! :alog:
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
He'd probably latch onto other Sonic characters like tails. Or other things that were popular in the 90's. Some have mentioned Digimon as a good example.

Sticking with Bionic seems the most logical. If Sonic was a symbol of Chris's love between Pokemon and Sonic then if he had nothing else he'd just stick with his first shitty recolor that popped into his head. (Or in Bionic's case, with a basketball rather)
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No Pokémon probably means no Digimon. Bionic the comic is a possibility.
 
Pikonic said:
No Pokémon probably means no Digimon. Bionic the comic is a possibility.
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Some of you are youngins so you might not recall that DIgimon came out in 1997/early 1998, before Pokemon came out in America (in September 1998). Of course, Digimon came out after Pokemon in Japan, but the question here is if Pokemon never became popular in the US. Digimon really didn't catch on, at least in my memory, I think I remember seeing it and thinking it was just another virtual pet (which were past their prime about that time). Same deal with Monster Rancher, it came out after Pokemon in Japan but before Pokemon in America, but it never really caught on.
 
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