Containment What If?

[Broseph]

Somebody would have talked him into taking a forklift for a spin and he'd probably take out an entire stack of lumber or knock an aisle down or some shit.

Chris if he actually worked at Home Depot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YdMhCEqsQ

 

[Michael Janke]

He’d be on TGWTG.

speaking of TGWTG, im surprised the Nostalgia critic never invited him to be on channel awesome and feature his movie reviews.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Chris if he actually worked at Home Depot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YdMhCEqsQ

or even better

 

[Nointey]

What if the Jerkops George Floyd'd Chris at Target in 2005 and it was all recorded?

 

[Broseph]

or even better

lol wtf is wrong with German people?

What if the Jerkops George Floyd'd Chris at Target in 2005 and it was all recorded?

Sperg Lives Matter?

 

[Wallfacer]

What if Chris literally just ends up fucking killing someone?

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris literally just ends up fucking killing someone?

He would fail. But if he did succeed, he'd likely end up getting caught pretty quickly

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris somehow got himself into Crypto currency in 2010?

 

[Wallfacer]

He would fail. But if he did succeed, he'd likely end up getting caught pretty quickly

I feel like he'd absolutely be capable of pulling it off if he had some full blown Randy Stair level meltdown.

 

[Ass Johnson]

What if Chris somehow got himself into Crypto currency in 2010?

Probably end up burning down 14BC or dying of heat stoke from the mining setup. But that's optimistic and implying that he would understand it.

 

[Wallfacer]

What if Chris somehow got himself into Crypto currency in 2010?

He'd probably be the exact same hedonist that he always has been, just turned up to 11. I'd assume there would be a lot more prostitutes.

 

[Mary Jane]

What if the Jerkops George Floyd'd Chris at Target in 2005 and it was all recorded?

Depends if this is concurrent with the Black Chris universe.

 

[Ophelia]

What if the Jerkops George Floyd'd Chris at Target in 2005 and it was all recorded?

Cops kill a few dozen unarmed people every year, but we only hear about some of them. Chris isn’t the kind of person we’d hear about.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

What if Chris literally just ends up fucking killing someone?

I just don't see that happening at any point in his future because he's in jail and separated from gen pop for good measure. Even if he's put in with everyone else when he goes to prison there's no way in hell another inmate would give him a shank and he'd probably get ganged up on and beaten for raping his mother/shitting himself/violating prison etiquette. The most likely points in the past for him to kill someone would have been if he'd done more damage to Michael Snyder when he hit him with his car, or some sort of super tard rage over Sonic's blue arms.

 

[Sope Roap]

What if the Jerkops George Floyd'd Chris at Target in 2005 and it was all recorded?

Quality camera phones and instantaneous social media didn’t exist in 2005, there wouldn’t have been an outrage to document and fabricate online.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

What if Chris literally just ends up fucking killing someone?

He would fail. But if he did succeed, he'd likely end up getting caught pretty quickly

He did try to run down Michel Snyder with his car after Bob died, and blew his inheritance money on his defense attorney.

 

[Sharkbait]

lol wtf is wrong with German people?

We as a country suffer from a condition I like to call 'Krautism'.

 

[Ophelia]

He did try to run down Michel Snyder with his car after Bob died, and blew his inheritance money on his defense attorney.

That seems like more of a panicked “must escape” thing, and Barb was involved too. If Snyder really thought Chris was dangerous, you have to think he wouldn’t have been so nice.

 

[Shibaru]

He’d be on TGWTG.

He’d probably would’ve defended Doug too when Not So Awesome dropped.

 

[Ophelia]

He’d probably would’ve defended Doug too when Not So Awesome dropped.

China vs. Doug, who would Chris choose?