Containment What If?

What if Chris had never shit his pants, thereby depriving people of a bland, generic go-to answer for anything about Chris ever?
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
What if Chris had never shit his pants, thereby depriving people of a bland, generic go-to answer for anything about Chris ever?
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Maybe than we can get answers with actual thought and effort.
What if Chris just found out he accidently got a drunk hooker pregnant 10 years ago?
 
Somari1996 said:
Maybe than we can get answers with actual thought and effort.
What if Chris just found out he accidently got a drunk hooker pregnant 10 years ago?
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He'd tard rage if the child was a dang, dirty MALE. If the child's a female, he'd try to have her name changed to Crystal, if the hooker would even allow the kid near Chris.

My same question on the last page (MALE prison).
 
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Vault Boy said:
He'd tard rage if the child was a dang, dirty MALE. If the child's a female, he'd try to have her name changed to Crystal, if the hooker would even allow the kid near Chris.

My same question on the last page (MALE prison).
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Much like outside Prison walls, no one will be interested in Chris sexually (not even the really desperate ones.) No one will care enough to have a hit put on him. As a matter of fact, prisoners would just prod and troll him for their amusement just like we do on the internet. Just watch him get mad and make ludicrous threats that he will never carry through. Sure the Prison therapist will pretend to care, but nothing much will happen.

P.S. If no one answers your What if after a certain amount of time, it's probably wise to just let it go for a while.
 
What if Chris was a even bigger liar then he already was? like literally ever single thing Chris told us was just a huge lie?
 
MrJakeTerror said:
Much like outside Prison walls, no one will be interested in Chris sexually (not even the really desperate ones.) No one will care enough to have a hit put on him. As a matter of fact, prisoners would just prod and troll him for their amusement just like we do on the internet. Just watch him get mad and make ludicrous threats that he will never carry through. Sure the Prison therapist will pretend to care, but nothing much will happen.
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I think he'd know better than to chimp too hard in the physical proximity of people who could kick his ass.
 
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jacobsonic said:
What if aliens were invading earth and Chris was humanity's last hope?
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What if chris actually gets his ps4 for Christmas
 
MMX said:
What if chris actually gets his ps4 for Christmas
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Serioustalk: I'd like to see Chris goaded into streaming some of his games if that were the case. Although it would probably be very underwhelming for several reasons :
1. Chris isn't very good at videogames and he'd play the games on the easiest difficulty.
2. Chris isn't very good at holding commentary either unless he's memorized what he'd have to say.
3. Any streams would just get filled with the most unwanted elements of Chris' following so the fun of community participation wouldn't probably be there either.

However, I'd like to see Chris' creations in games like The Sims, Minecraft or city builder games, but idk if PS4 has a lot of those kinds of games.
 
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