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The models would have a nice game of Kick the Autistic.
What if Chris accidently sabotaged the Hoover Dam?
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What if Chris accidently sabotaged the Hoover Dam?
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He'd attract a small cult of followers who would similarly interrupt newscasts to babble about Sonic's blue arms.
Kind of like that "fuck her right in the pussy" dude.
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There are no models at a Victoria's Secret store, fyi. You walk in, ask one of the staff to measure your tits, and try on the overpriced bras they bring you.
Chris is delusional about being a beautiful lesbian, so clearly a fancy lingerie store is the next step. Also there will definitely be beautiful ladies who will want to trib his greasy ass. 
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What if Barb died instead of Bob in 2011, and he was presently living?
to fix it with Lego.
I had the impression he was, to an extent.
Assuming Chris lived in Utah...
He would also try on some underpants and...
He would need some
to fix it with Lego.
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He'd develop Schizophrenia and take on Barb's persona, fooling himself into believing she was alive.
What if Chris challenged Phil Burnell (AKA darksydephil) to a competition involving the classic Sonic games?
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What if Clyde was the one that convinced Sega to change Sonic's arms to blue?
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The Internet would have a new Circle of Hell.
What if Chris ended up earning the enmity of Caesar from Fallout New Vegas?
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What if Chris(tine) owned a professional sports franchise?
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What if Chris was the dictator of a small African tribe and they did everything he commanded them to do?
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Breaking News! Small African tribe and their leader get arrested for trying to attack Gamestop headquaters with nothing but pepper spray.
What if Chris lost both his arms and his legs?
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All the women would be encased in layer of Fanta and sperm deposited of a 3 year period, the men would be given the option of death by being forced to watch Chris reenact scenes from my little pony on a 24 hour loop or confirm to his image by cutting off 3 to 4 inches from their penises, getting a frontal lobotomy and converting to the church of the brave female lesbian soul.
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That would mean that Lord Kalki has revelaed himself and the end of the world is nigh.