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What if Chris managed to become the Head Scientist at the Helios One Solar Power Plant?
 
what if Chris moved out and tried to build a house made entirely out of legos?
 
What if Chris was a Companion in a future DLC for Fallout 4?
Wouldn't be able to keep up with the SS before running out of breath, would probably fall down immediately and/or run away during a conflict, the whining would be relentless. Doesn't seem like he'd be the best tactical choice but for entertainment's sake...what do you think his approvals would be? Maybe he'd like it if you put him in mismatched, vaguely effeminate clothing. Those shouldn't be too hard to find in the Wasteland, methinks.
 
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Wouldn't be able to keep up with the SS before running out of breath, would probably fall down immediately and/or run away during a conflict, the whining would be relentless. Doesn't seem like he'd be the best tactical choice but for entertainment's sake...what do you think his approvals would be? Maybe he'd like it if you put him in mismatched, vaguely effeminate clothing. Those shouldn't be too hard to find in the Wasteland, methinks.

He'd like it if you fuck him as a female SS and that's it.
 
He'd like it if you fuck him as a female SS and that's it.
Yeah, I feel like the task to make him available as your companion should be something related to the Love Quest. Like, if you're a female SS, agreeing to let him make you into a Sweetheart from the Ground Up by proving yourself to not be one of those ding-dang dirty trolls. I wonder if he'd even condescend to travel with a male SS?
 
What if Chris was the one who told the French not to host the Farms?
Impossible. Chris spends all his money all fast food so there would be no way he could bribe the french to not host us let alone pay for a plane ticket to france get to them.
What if Chris woke up right next to a male hooker?
 
What if Chris got really drunk, blew a dude, and woke up the next morning staring right at the dick he just sucked?
 
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