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What if Chris was the General of the Commonwealth Minutemen?
He'd die of radiation poisoning from all the Fancy Lady Snacks.
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What if Chris was the General of the Commonwealth Minutemen?
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Wouldn't be able to keep up with the SS before running out of breath, would probably fall down immediately and/or run away during a conflict, the whining would be relentless. Doesn't seem like he'd be the best tactical choice but for entertainment's sake...what do you think his approvals would be? Maybe he'd like it if you put him in mismatched, vaguely effeminate clothing. Those shouldn't be too hard to find in the Wasteland, methinks.What if Chris was a Companion in a future DLC for Fallout 4?
Wouldn't be able to keep up with the SS before running out of breath, would probably fall down immediately and/or run away during a conflict, the whining would be relentless. Doesn't seem like he'd be the best tactical choice but for entertainment's sake...what do you think his approvals would be? Maybe he'd like it if you put him in mismatched, vaguely effeminate clothing. Those shouldn't be too hard to find in the Wasteland, methinks.
Yeah, I feel like the task to make him available as your companion should be something related to the Love Quest. Like, if you're a female SS, agreeing to let him make you into a Sweetheart from the Ground Up by proving yourself to not be one of those ding-dang dirty trolls. I wonder if he'd even condescend to travel with a male SS?He'd like it if you fuck him as a female SS and that's it.
It would probably die quickly from starvation and being exposed to parasites in animal fecesWhat if Chris got a pet hedgehog?
Impossible. Chris spends all his money all fast food so there would be no way he could bribe the french to not host us let alone pay for a plane ticket to france get to them.What if Chris was the one who told the French not to host the Farms?