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Gets kicked out for harassing Mao and accusing the Tongans of being pickle-suited niggers.
Containment What If?
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What if Barb faked her death so she could get away from Chris forever?
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She'd be dead IRL in like three days when she can't wash herself and something goes septic.
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Garfieldchu
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He would have been molested by Lou Pearlman.
What if an enterprising studio asked Chris to do porn?
feedtheoctopus
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They'd lose money and the actress would quit the industry immediately after having to fuck Chris
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Silver Octopus
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Chris would continue to beg for it until 'Kagney Lynne Moore' would pay for it and then he would begin e-begging for the rest of the sex change. He'd probably also complain on facebook about women not paying enough attention to his voluptuous new breasts.
What if Chris and Phil met and became best friends?
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What if BOB faked his death so he could get away from Chris AND Barb forever?
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Bob would win the lottery alerting Chris and Barb that he's still alive so they can come and move back in with him
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feedtheoctopus
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I feel like Chris getting away from video games can only be a positive development.
I'd get hammered
Nobody would do it. If she managed to succeed in that endeavor the result would look flat out repulsive. He doesn't have the body type to make breast implants work, I'd argue.
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I was thinking about the way that we like to refer to Chris post-2011 or so as "Tomgirl Chris" and pre-2011 Chris as "Classic Chris", as well as Chris within the Sonichu comics as "Comic Chris", and this gave me an idea for a fun game we could play.
What if someone created a toy-line of various Chris action-figures based around his escapades (in and outside of his comic books) throughout the years? What would they be called?
I've got some to start with:
Cherokian Charades Chris
Jiggling Juggalo Chris
Rock Star Rebel Chris (with bonus miniature Guitar Hero controller!)
Bumbling Blackface Chris
Dirty, Crapped Chris (with Pants-Shitting™ action!)
Hell, these don't even necessarily have to line up with anything Chris has ever aspired for. Just the idea of something as absurd as "Xtreme Stuntman Chris" or "Limited Edition 14 Carat Platinum Chris" is hilarious enough.
What if someone created a toy-line of various Chris action-figures based around his escapades (in and outside of his comic books) throughout the years? What would they be called?
I've got some to start with:
Cherokian Charades Chris
Jiggling Juggalo Chris
Rock Star Rebel Chris (with bonus miniature Guitar Hero controller!)
Bumbling Blackface Chris
Dirty, Crapped Chris (with Pants-Shitting™ action!)
Hell, these don't even necessarily have to line up with anything Chris has ever aspired for. Just the idea of something as absurd as "Xtreme Stuntman Chris" or "Limited Edition 14 Carat Platinum Chris" is hilarious enough.
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He'd hammer in the morning.
He'd hammer in the evening.
Then he wouldn't hammer for eight months, and when someone finally asked about it he would insist he was workin' on it.
All over this land.
feedtheoctopus
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I would buy one of those, if only because it's so ridiculous I'd feel like I'd have to. I love stupid kitsch.
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Balder and Beardier.