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Re: What if Our Pet Lolcow watched and became a fan of Kill

I haven't seen it yet, but judging by the fact that it has fan service, and violence, I'm sure Chris will automatically be a fan. Although that isn't really a slam on Chris as that is why, most people are going to check it out, well that and because its made by the people who made Gurren Lagan.
 
He'd get tired out very quickly, just look how tired he got making the Parappa vid.
 
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Look, I accept that your name is Christian Chandler. HOWEVER, you were not BORN as Christopher Weston Chandler. I was born Christopher Weston Chandler and changed my name at the behest of the bear.
 
Their egos would probably clash violently. It'd be funny if they acted the same way to each other as they do to "fans", continually pointing out each others' errors while acting like their art and everything else is super perfect despite both being the same.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
One would be consume by the hoard. Chris is like the highlander in a sense. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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Would that be proceeded by a CWC-style sword fight where Chris and his copy try to fight all while Snorlax does what she do's best: :snorlax: ?
 
Depends. Lots of them. :briefs:

I guess it'd depend on how much advance notice he had. If GodJesus came down to tell him that he's going to give Chris a copy of himself, Chris would take this with some stride and try to let everyone know that this was a TRUE AND HONEST MIRACLE. If he didn't know, Chris would start screaming like a little girl and accuse the other person of being a troll. Since there's no way of telling the two apart, there's a definite possibility that the first Chris would end up in jail.

However if he did manage to stick around, I think that at first Chris would like the idea of having another him around. He'd probably assume that they'd agree with each other on everything. I think that it'd eventually start resembling the Red Dwarf episode Me², where Rimmer eventually drove himself nuts. Chris would compete with himself over everything and would assume that any flaws were made up by the other in order to troll him. Eventually one would have to die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me²
 
Duckmongler said:
It would be actually good for Chris to have a competent tutor. Someone who cuts Chris from all vidya and internet, forces him to eat healthy food and shower daily, and puts some responsabilities on him (tasks/errands/work). Chris would improve, or at least he wouldn't get worse.
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Depends on how long Francis can put up with his shit.
 
Given how empty his resume is, I'd love to see how he'd pad out LinkedIn to make himself seem competent

Chris would do something really inappropriate and get rugby tackled by the Swiss Guard.
It'd be even better if Pope Francis had to give Chris confession. Dirty crapped briefs would be the least of what Pope Francis would hear.

Barb has ruined Chris. Even if it's unwittingly done, she's trolled Chris his entire life.
 
Chris would blurt out some mangled bit of Catholic doctrine gleaned from Family Guy. Pope Francis would give him a vague smile, mumble something polite about "the least of these," make the sign of the cross, and dodder along the line to the next person.
 
I can't imagine that Chris would be able to share his toys or food with a clone Chris considering he barely has patience with children, I doubt he'd have patience with a manchild.

Which would result in a situation like this.

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c-no said:
tobacky_vapor said:
One would be consume by the hoard. Chris is like the highlander in a sense. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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Would that be proceeded by a CWC-style sword fight where Chris and his copy try to fight all while Snorlax does what she do's best: :snorlax: ?
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If by sword fight you mean that flimsy little pick knife, no. It would involve jumping up-and-down screaming at each other like a little bitch until :snorlax: Decides to eat one of them and then throw the remains into the hoard.
 
Jackolantern said:
Chris would do something really inappropriate and get rugby tackled by the Swiss Guard.
It'd be even better if Pope Francis had to give Chris confession. Dirty crapped briefs would be the least of what Pope Francis would hear.
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I wonder which CWC-ism would he use for the Swiss Guard.
¿Swisscumbag Guard? ¿Alpscops? ¿Holyjerks?
 
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