Containment What If?

Marvin said:
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God, I hate kahlua. Like, it was all I had in my fridge tonight, so I ended up polishing it off, but really, goddamn, I fucking hate kahlua. It's probably mostly because I'm not a fan of coffee in the first place anyway.

But anyway, Chris getting drunk and using really bad stereotypes of black slang. :lol:
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You're just mad because you're a jivin' turkey! :arrow:

It's always funny how Chris sort of imitates whoever he's talking to. I can't tell if he's just that dumb or he just wants to be cool to the other person or something.
 
Can I pistol whip him instead? I don't want to get autistic juices on my hands.
 
If the universe were some melange of bad TV shows like it is in Chris's mind, getting him drunk enough would instantly transform him into a confident, lucid, deep-voiced Don Draper clone who'd immediately leave with two hot women.

But yeah, I'd drink with a showered Chris, sure.
 
The Dude said:
Can I pistol whip him instead? I don't want to get autistic juices on my MANOS.
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You might but then again you'd get autistic juices on your gun. Maybe whip him in the knee? :alog:
 
Going for beers with Chris would be interesting, but I'd probably need several to put up being around him (and I'm not much of a drinker to begin with).
 
Absolutely. Perhaps in his tipsy state, i could get some juicy info out of him that had never been heard before? If that is possible?
 
PCA said:
Absolutely. Perhaps in his tipsy state, i could get some juicy info out of him that had never been heard before? If that is possible?
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Sure. You can frequently get new, juicy info out of him when he's sober if you know what you're doing, let alone when he's drunk.
 
Chris is the son of Bhaal so he gets thrown into a furnace. AUGH YEAH
 
No, but I will go for a reeb any day

Actually... not even that... it would be too disappointing for him.
 
Marvin said:
PCA said:
Absolutely. Perhaps in his tipsy state, i could get some juicy info out of him that had never been heard before? If that is possible?
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Sure. You can frequently get new, juicy info out of him when he's sober if you know what you're doing, let alone when he's drunk.
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The trick would seem to be avoiding new, juicy info and having a conversation like a human.
 
Someone suggested alcoholic ginger beer. I'd say he'd love that. I really want to send him some Crabbies now. Granted he'd probably get addicted to it and become an alcoholic.
 
If we leave out the alcohol and have me disguised as a JERK (which shouldn't be hard) then yeah, I would hang out with him. We could have a chat about Pokeymans, although I'm several generations behind...
 
I'd really like to share a couple with Chris...hell, I'd even buy as long as he didn't order something that would cost $20 a pop...so no Patron for us, but beers? Sure.

I'd even let him slide without giving him a prank drink...like a cement mixer or a prairie fire.

AUGH YEAH
 
Honestly, I'd send him a gift basket and maybe visit him a few times, provided he didn't go off his nut and start shouting out "TROLL! :twisted: "
 
Marvin said:
Sure. You can frequently get new, juicy info out of him when he's sober if you know what you're doing, let alone when he's drunk.
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I genuinely think you should try to get him out of the house for at least one night on the town – not to troll him (well...) but I've never seen anyone in more need of it than Chris right now.

(no homo)
 
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