Containment What If?

[bigbaby]

Do you think if he was to become not autistic now but the rest of his mind didn't change his life would turn around?

 

[forbidden cumlord]

lol chris is autistic

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Nah

 

[ghostyTrickster]

No.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Well, autism does seem to be the root for most issues on this site.

But no, Christian was sheltered as a kid still and may have still had a few issues.

 

[Randy Lahey]

The only way out for Chris is a bullet to the whiny retard fat face

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think if he was to become not autistic now but the rest of his mind didn't change his life would turn around?

No, because if he realized how badly he'd fucked up his whole life he'd kill himself.

 

[bigbaby]

Couldn't he use the fame to get a reality show?

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

What if you were trapped in Chris' head for the rest of his life?

All your pitiful existence would consist of would be living through the eyes of Chimp-O himself. You couldn't interact with him in any way, just silently see the world through his Autistic eyes.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What if you were trapped in Chris' head for the rest of his life?

All your pitiful existence would consist of would be living through the eyes of Chimp-O himself. You couldn't interact with him in any way, just silently see the world through his Autistic eyes.

A TV show already did that

 

[Garfieldchu]

That would be hell, truly.

What would Chris' life have been like of trolls never discovered and interacted with him? And what would have happened with Sonichu?

 

[bigbaby]

What if Chris met Caitlyn Jenner?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris met Caitlyn Jenner?

We'd get some long-winded-ass Facebook post that isn't even remotely entertaining, not even from a lolcow standpoint. It woudn't be worth a thread by a longshot.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to rob a Toys R Us?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris tried to rob a Toys R Us?

He'd use a shitty disguise, and would be weighed down with Legos & Transformers, which would allow the cops to arrest him with ease. After nearly a year with court hearings, including numerous delays, he would be let go with another slap on the wrist, having learned absolutely nothing from the whole experience. Upon returning home, he would shit his pants and do nothing.

What if Chris was the main character of God of War?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris solved the Lament Configuration?

Spoiler

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) got a drone?

 

[Donald Duck]

What if Chris was the main character of God of War?

He's already a character in God of War

Spoiler

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris Shit YOUR pants?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris Shit YOUR pants?

We'll force him to pay for our dry cleaning
What if before the Game Place closed down, Chris set it on fire as revenge?