Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris found a pair of baby twins one male one female lost in an ally and decided to take them home and become their father?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris was part of a Disney parade?

During the parade he will flip out his private parts voice hosting his own show 'Donald Duck meets Hunchback of Notre Dam'.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

What if Chris got put on that "Trading Spaces" show on TLC and switched to being the child of an army family with an ex-marine dad for a week? And the kid who was disciplined as fuck gets to play with all Chris' toys and break them?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris was a Tyranid?

He will infect the entire Hivemind through synapse forming a new swarm named Hive Fleet Autism. Though they won't threaten mankind as they sit around and do nothing.

What if Chis was Deadpool?

Impossible. Being Deadpool requires you to be physical active.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chis was Deadpool?

as an aside:
I would pay for a deadpool comic where he says "But during the stone age" or "Zap to the extreme"

 

[bigbaby]

What if Chris's sperm donation actually went through?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris's sperm donation actually went through?

That would make a mark in our history. For the very first time our species would actually devolve.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was one of the main characters from Independence Day?

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris was one of the main characters from Independence Day?

He'd be the first of them to die.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris caused a major blackout for Ruckersville causing him to lose his electricity and internet for an entire year?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris caused a major blackout for Ruckersville causing him to lose his electricity and internet for an entire year?

Hang out in Charlottesville Mall near an outlet.

 

[Owen Grady]

What if Chris was one of the main characters from Independence Day?

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vH5CbMyio9U

He was much more sane and had better language skills then.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Christian?
What if Chris was a Jew?
What if Chris was a Hindu?
What if Chris was YOU?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got banned from all of Virginia?

 

[Mars Attacks!]

What if Chris got banned from all of Virginia?

He'd record himself trying (and failing) to talk his way back in.

What if the ASPCA came and rescued all those poor animals at the Chandler house?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

What if Chris Trans love pillow came alive

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if the ASPCA came and rescued all those poor animals at the Chandler house?

He would post shit about them being "thieves" "homewreckers" and "kidnappers"

What if Chris tranny love pillow came alive

Either calls the authorities, suicide, or Stockholm syndrome.

 

[normankrasner]

What if old Chris(tine) time traveled to the late 90s and met young Chris?

 

[CWCissey]

What if old Chris(tine) time traveled to the late 90s and met young Chris?

People would stop asking this fucking question.