Containment What If?

RogerRabbit1988 said:
I can see it now..... Pikachu Potter.
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You have it mixed up. Pokémon would be stealing the limelight away from Harry Potter. Instead it would be
sonipotter, the combination of Sonic and Harry Potter. And it would have special guests like the American rabbit as the headmaster of the hogwarts division in cwcville.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

How is this a what if? Anna's ulterior motive is to use Chris to make herself feel better.

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

They would have given up.

He'd be trampled to death.
 
His rancid, :briefs: smell would give him some space to shop with, unless whatever's being sold is so awesome that people are in such a frenzy that they barely notice the smell.
 
Springblossom said:
Well, the smell of :briefs: would at least ensure he had plenty of personal space...
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not to mention, the aroma of :briefs: would exponentially increase when he sees the crowd
 
No, unless I could sleep in the BMW or what's left of Bob's shed at night and only be inside during the day, even then only in Chris' room and not the room he now shares with :snorlax: .
 
For a week, sure thing. I'd bring my 3ds and trade Pokemon with Chris. Hell, give me a jar of Vicks Vapo-rub and I'd do two weeks for two million.

Then I'd go take a bath in lye.
 
What if Chris was really a wizard after all?

Lets say he got a letter in the mail saying he had been accepted into Hogwarts!

How would living at Hogwarts go for him? Would he be a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw (just kidding) or Slytherin?

Would there have to be a special ed room made for him once he went?

What subjects might he excel in? Would any teachers like him?
 
They'd make a house just for him, AutisticPoo
Then Dumbledor would have to shell out gold galleons like a pimp to get the other kids to be his friend.
 
Which hogwarts house is SpEd? He be placed there and then forced to sit in class closest to the teacher while facing the wall. Then he would act out and they would record his screams for use in some future dark magic spell.
 
He'd probably wind up in Hufflepuff. And even the other Hufflepuffs would hate him, because they at least have some sort of work ethic.

He might do okay with Care of Magical Creatures, given that he's got experience with animals, even if he's not a doting owner. Maybe Herbology too.

Assuming Bob&Barb are wizards too/able to contact the school somehow they'd probably be pestering the teachers about everything. They don't have the money or clout that some characters' fathers have, but they have loudness and a willingness to sue so I have no idea how that would go. I have no idea how Chris himself would function, but (if we're assuming child Chris) he might actually get along fairly well away from his parents: there's a routine schedule, plenty of socialization (with both sexes) and discipline where necessary, and real nutritious food.

He might be homesick and/or rage, but hell, it's a magic school. No longer would the teachers have to drag him by his feet to the principal's office, when they could just make him float along with magic!
 
CatParty said:
Which hogwarts house is SpEd? He be placed there and then forced to sit in class closest to the teacher while facing the wall. Then he would act out and they would record his screams for use in some future dark magic spell.
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I always thought that Neville was a special needs student, given how many times he'd screw up and all.

I could honestly see him and Chris being in the same room and becoming friends for a brief period of time.
 
Bob would have to use his negotiating magic to get him friends
 
Apart from the hooker chris is pretty much a wizard already.
 
He stomp around hurling "Curseyamehamehiam!" blasts.

Anyhow, this scenario reminds me of the following:
 

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