Containment What If?

Im not sure how Chris would survive the teachers....

Im not sure about Snape. I get the feeling either Snape would be mean and sadistic with him over mistakes, or just ignore him completely. I dont think Snape would want to get his hands too dirty...

Mcgonagall is a different story... She has the sort of personality I believe Mary Lee Walsh to have.. Wonder how that would go...
 
LBJParty said:
Im not sure how Chris would survive the teachers....

Im not sure about Snape. I get the feeling either Snape would be mean and sadistic with him over mistakes, or just ignore him completely. I dont think Snape would want to get his MANOS too dirty...

Mcgonagall is a different story... She has the sort of personality I believe Mary Lee Walsh to have.. Wonder how that would go...
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That's another good point. Which era of Hogwarts are we talking about? Do we mean the time when Harry Potter showed up and Voldemort came back, as if he attended years 1 through to 7 at the same time the trio did? Or sometime after the havoc was already over?

If we assume he got into Hogwarts at the age of 11, he'd be a First Year during Prisoner of Azkaban. I believe he'd be a Slytherin - growing up before then, his parents coddled him and gave him everything he demanded, which appears to have bred an attitude of wanting even more stuff. He'd have arrived shortly after the incidents at Nathanael Greene, but it sounds early enough that I think he could well have been saved. No coddling parents, no coddling professors (as far as I remember), environment that forces him to grow up or at least learn something, magical incantations that won't work unless he pronounces them right, plants that would fucking eat him alive if he looked at them the wrong way.

Or maybe not. How magical would he have been? Would his parents have been wizards too? Or Squibs? Muggle-borns don't sound like the kind to survive in Slytherin, and Snape would crush him right down to :heart-empty:. But his primary trait has always been "ambition", in so far as he just wants stuff... maybe the Sorting Hat would have been kind enough to put him in Gryffindor for goodness-knows-why? Might one of the professors (or the school nurse, after seeing him show up one too many times after his own housemates hexed him into the infirmary) push to get him transferred out?
 
They would give him a child safety wand (like the wand equivalent of those plastic scissors little kids use), and he would learn in the Slow in da minds classes. Maybe a teacher could use a spell to conjure up some self cleaning briefs for him. You know how Chris got to skip gym? they would probably have to let him (or make him for his own safety) skip a few classes, like Quiditch especially. Maybe they would give him a special broom that doesn't go very high.
 
"Go, Uniskrewt! Go out and magic to the extreme!"
 
I actually believe he couldn't handle it. Something would come up, either a big scuffle with the slytherins, sexually harassing a female class mate, something... not to mention a curse-ye-ha-me-ha!
 
Didn't one of their teachers get raped by some centaurs?

I bet Chris would drop out and go live with them.
 
If Chris lived in the Harry Potter universe, I could see him going to the wizard equivalent of a shitty U.S public school, it would be where the problem kids, and the slow in da minds go. It would literally have old desks from muggle schools, and out dated Spell books.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

Vodka's My BFF said:
This is my first attempt at starting a thread and I apologize if this has already been discussed. So here's the deal: While I was reading through the "Why do people hate Anna?" thread, I had a Fridge Logic moment while making myself a cocktail. Bear with me.

We all know Anna is a hipster. Or at least that seems to be the general consensus. Anyway, a hipster's *favorite* thing to do is claim to be part of a trend before it really caught on, right?

Well, what if Anna's constant White Knighting and/or Asspatting of OPL is because, in her mind, she thinks that people will eventually start to ignore his antics and treat him like the special snowflake that he is, therefore legitimately making her the one person doing it before it was cool? There's also speculation that she's also one of his biggest trolls, which I certainly wouldn't rule out, either.

So I guess what I'm getting at is what if there are different reasons for Anna being his friend?
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I think this is frankly the conservative position to take on Anna. Joking about Anna potentially being the "sweetheart from the Ground-up" Chris was looking for and well aware that Anna has had plenty of opportunity to walk away and/or engage in some major trolling of her own, I'd say she does have an ulterior motive.

We could all be wrong, but Anna isn't kind to Chris because of pity--she wrote up her own account of CWC already and it wasn't favorable. She's probably out for something else.
 
Let's pretend for a second that Anna is actually bisexual and started dating a handsome and thin young man who doesn't have autism. How would Chris react to this? Would Chris be consumed with jealousy? Would he try to sabotage the relationship? Would he tard rage at the thought of someone else receiving attention from his beloved ass patter? Or would he just abandon Anna and declare her the new troll queen?
 
Chris would take it as an opportunity to feel sorry for himself publicly.
 
see: chris' reaction to wallflower going "YES TITO IS MY BOYFRIEND"
 
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