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Re: What if Chris moved into a house or apartment by himself

he'd make a lot of RENT IS EXPENSIVE posts on facebook before getting evicted.
 
He and the Hedgehog Boys would set upside Facebook HQ, sing "Revive Zordon!", and boom goes the rockin' dynamite, it goes the way of 4-cent garbage's HQ.
 

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Do we know he still gives a fuck about Family Guy? I know his mind is fairly one track but it's been a long ass time since we've heard anything about it. Curse there not being a leak when Brian got killed off!

Ja'mie said:
He and the Hedgehog Boys would set upside Facebook HQ, sing "Revive Zordon!", and boom goes the rockin' dynamite, it goes the way of 4-cent garbage's HQ.
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I'd be hyped as fuck for a new Chris album.
 
I agree with the others: a facebook post and maybe, maybe a YT video. I don't think that it would be anything major overall, as Chris has other animated waifus that he's focusing on.
 
A facebook rant is literally the only thing he'd do. Then he'd forget about it in like a day and go back to ranting about how he's so lonesome.
 
CatParty said:
speaking of meg griffin

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Well yeah he thought giving his phone number to Seth MacFarlane would work 4 years ago, nowadays though he's bewildered when a troll posing as his long lost cousin contacts him.
 
Obviously try opening another account.

if that fails, he always has Twitter, Tumblr or any other social networking site. Where he can complain about Mark Zuckerberg.

You know, this makes me wonder if Chris would bring Sonichu out of retirement just to make a mini-comic of him killing Mark. If he got banned of course.
 
Nope. Unless it includes Chris making a fool of himself in the pub.

I might throw another Sonic DVD to his lawn. :ween:

He would play for a few minutes and stopped playing the game and moved on to other games.

DrChristianTroy said:
Do we know he still gives a fuck about Family Guy? I know his mind is fairly one track but it's been a long ass time since we've heard anything about it. Curse there not being a leak when Brian got killed off!
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I think he doesn't care about Family Guy considering that the "Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse" game isn't listed on his PSN account. Either that or he doesn't know about the game.

Or perhaps he would blame Megan Schroeder again (or someone else) for getting his Facebook account banned.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
He would play for a few minutes and stopped playing the game and moved on to other games.
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"It only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then... move onto another!"
 
Chris would get tired very quickly. Those pathetically small movements in the Parappa video exhausted him so much he had to stop filming for a break.
 
As long as I have a tent in the backyard, I'm cool with the idea. I bet it would be like doing a field study on wild animals in Africa or someplace.
 
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What an awesome thread.
 
Re: What If Our Pet Lolcow Ate Surstromming?

Oh god I ate that before. EEEEEEEEEEW! I can only try so much with exotic cuisines and surstromming, I just can't do that.

Mauvman Shuffleboard said:
He'd be slightly less hungry.
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That would mean he'd save up his :tugboat: for more vidya then since he won't need to sink his :tugboat: on food or even :qsand:. He'd may spend the extra money left over on more toys then too.
 
Nope. Not worth it.

He would faint due to high amounts of STRESS.

Re: What if Chris moved into a house or apartment by himself

He would move back within a week because of the rent, the landlord etc. and feeling even more lonely and depressed again.
 
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