Containment What If?

Keep it in one of the pet cages and only let it out in special ed classes, also keep it as far away from sawneec as possible.
 
We may get warnings like this:

WARNING: SUM OF DIS KOMIK IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. :briefs:


Also FUK OF FUKN PREPP SONICHU IZ AMASIN SO MUCH BETA THN ENOBBY
 
I'd blocked My Immortal out of my mind. Now it's back with a vengeance.

The idea of a Sonichu/Tara crossover is fairly terrifying and could only be enhanced by Tommy Wiseau writing a screenplay of it.
 
I don't think Chris would be like Tsar Nicholas II or LouisXVI as both were kind and well meaning (though weak and inept)
Chris would just be an incompetent Nero. Playing vidya while Cwcville burned. And shitting his robes while announcing ridiculous and oppressive laws.

Soup hotels, financial stupidity and hyperinflation would ruin his country. He lacks the brutality or harshness to be an Amin or a Kabila but he has the cluelessness and lack of common sense to be a stereotypical African despot.
 
I was hoping Chris would go through an Emo or Goth phase. That would have been hilarious. Imagine him wearing black skinny jeans and My Little Pony shirt from Hot Topic.
 
Chris wouldn't write a Harry Potter fanfic unless it was about the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon killing the entire cast of Harry Potter (except for Hermione and Ginny).
 
My Immortal is one of those fanfics people debate over whether or not it was a troll or legit, and there's still very little consensus over it.

Plus there's a lot of gay sex in the fic and we all know how much Chris doesn't like that.
 
Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Sarah Nicole Hammer, bloodyrosechu666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!! H.I.M. ROX!

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Hi my name Christian Weston Chandler and I have long brown blond hair with blue streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and one icy blue eye like limpid tears and one green eye like shiny emeralds and a lot of people tell me I look like Ville Valo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m a tomgirl with fangs but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth tomgirl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black and blue corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, blue fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was also wearing my Black Sonichu medallion. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Chris!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Megan Schroeder!

“What’s up Megan?” I asked.

“Nothing.” she said shyly.

But then, I heard her friends call and she had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
 
Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodyrosechu666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW trolls stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some navy from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took off my giant size 42 muscle bra which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of Sonichu medallions, and put my hair in a kind of greasy bun.

My friend, Saramah (AN: Sarah dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length blonde hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her My Little Pony t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Megan Schroeder yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Megan?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Megan walked up to me.

“Hi.” She said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” She said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Britney Spears is having a concert in Charlottesville .” She told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love Britney. They are my favorite band, besides ICP

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” She asked.

I gasped.
 
What do you think he would do with it? The two most plausible scenarios I can think of are Chris using it to travel back in time to his MHS days and hitting on the girls he thinks he missed his chance on, and then quickly being hauled off by the jerkops for being a creepy middle aged tranny hanging out at a High School campus attempting to solicit young girls. The other possible scenario is CWC going back in time and attempting to murder people who he believes have wronged him (Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, Megan, Mimms, Officer Marcus Bagget, etc.), but in typical Chris fashion, his plans fail miserably. :alog:
 
He'd probably go back in time and have sex with Barb, and become his own father
 
Go back in time to MHS days, stay there, eventually be found dead of carbon monoxide poisoning in the Aerostar after rejection by every gal-pal.
 
I agree with the returning to MHS bit. I'd assume that he'd then get arrested for being a balding, thirty-two year-old transvestite with poor personal hygiene hanging around outside of a school for no apparent reason.

I also imagine that he'd attempt to alter his own personal timeline at various points; however, with his luck, it would be his attempted alterations that caused all of these things that he would like to change (such as the Game PLace picture)to happen in the first place. He'd probably also try to say something to his FALSE and DISHONEST gla pals about being a "real friend" to him always or something.
 
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