Containment What If?

CatParty said:
what if chris didn't shit himself or do nothing all the while not being gay
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He'd stay continent, do something, and be straight as an arrow.
 
Maybe not even discovered by the majority of internet users as a whole? What really intrigues me is thinking about how different his life would be now, and how different Sonichu would have been. I imagine that not only would the comic have gone on for longer, but the villains in Sonichu would only be people who Chris has known in real life, most of which have banned him from various locations and whatnot (Mary Lee Walsh, Jerkops, Manajerks, maybe Michael Snyder). He also would have probably either created a made-up girlfriend for himself in Sonichu or would have obsessed over women he's known in real life, such as the High School gal pals, Anna, or Megan. Chris would probably still gradually lose his sanity and become depressed over time, but in a somewhat different manner and not because of internet trolls mocking him. It may have also taken longer to drive Megan away from him, since he most likely wouldn't have uploaded ShecameforCWC to the 'net. Chris wouldn't have interacted with Jackie, so he might have never gone Tomgirl as well. Even if he never gained the notoriety he has now, a few Charlottesville locals and GAMe PLACe regulars likely would have told stories about Chris on online forums, possibly not by name though. There's too much possibilities to include in the original post for what antics CWC would have been up to if he never gained internet infamy.

TL;DR CWC would have still been a failure who often does weird and hilarious shit, but this stuff would have never been witnessed by the vast majority of us and it may have gone on for a bit longer.
 
He'd still shit himself and do nothing. Just no one would witness it.
 
CrusaderKing said:
Emperor_Norton said:
Do you toss his resume into the recycle bin, or do you give him a chance with an interview? If you decide to interview him, how would it go, and would the interview make you more or less likely to hire him?
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In all seriousness, I wouldn't hire him for one major reason: liability. Basically, if Chris were to freak out on the job and do something crazy, I could be legally liable for what he does. And even if it doesn't bring about any lawsuits, there's always the matter of his work ethic, or lack thereof. So no, I wouldn't hire him.
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Yeah, I would have to not give one fuck about my money to hire Chris.

Love your avatar, by the way.
 
Sure, if he would be willing use his rage and :briefs: to defend a video game store from thieves and douche-bags who break merch and disturb the store's peace.
 
How would your parents respond to things such as :briefs: , :julay: , :tugboat: , :fapcup: , :stupid: , as well as all the other crazy shenanigans he does in public?
 
See, this is my problem with Anna sticking to her "trolls made him do it!" defense: he was a fuck up long before the internet started meddling. His lazyness or ego have nothing to do with trolls. We'd probably not have nudes or any stuff like that, but he does plenty on his own without any interference ( :briefs: , :fapcup: , :stupid: ). Not to A-Log, but he'd still be a creepy loser, just undocumented.
 
They'd probably get me some professional help, or leave me in the woods to get eaten by bears.
 
alex_theman said:
Sure, if he would be willing use his rage and :briefs: to defend a video game store from thieves and douche-bags who break merch and disturb the store's peace.
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I think if you hired Chris, you'd have bigger worries than some outside thieves.
 
Extreme amounts of professional help and most likely homeschooling until I no longer act like a complete retard.
 
If it was possible to hire someone and send them to work at your competitor, then yes, I would. Otherwise, no.
 
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