Containment What If?

what if Chris(tine) and Barb had a yard sale?

That would require them actually moving stuff around the house, messing with the horde, and staying outside for long periods of time.

You probably have a better chance getting struck by lightning while looking at your winning $100 million dollar lottery ticket than any of the above happening at the same time.
 
What if Chris was a vagina?

He'd CLIT himself and do nothing

He'd be introduced to this:

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