normankrasner
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Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
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I'd pay money to destroy it.
What if Chris was a clam?
Hey, he's always SHELLFISH!
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What if Chris was the next form of evolution for the human species?
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What if Chris asked "What if Chris...(blank)" today and began a slow journey to self-awareness.
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Depends on if he's still got the plush boobs as a backup, knowing the current state of his un-clit piercing.
What if Chris was an orc?
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He'd sit in his bedroom at night and draw a comic about a magical goat/sheep hybrid animal that served his every narcissistic whim. He'd then show the comics to his first cousin Megan whom he's been trying to bang for years yet the community allows to be asexual on the grounds that he's a nasty autistic bitch. The Miscreants, which are a gang of kids who pick on him, find the comics and show them to the elders. The town mayor, Michael Snyder, kicks him out of the community and has him flogged every time he tries to sneak back in. Crestfallen, he would wander into the world outside world where he would become the first Amish lolcow.
What if Chris pursued a career in politics?
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He would blame the Wiggos for stealing all the Pretty Black Girls and later would try to act like a sassy black female to the horror of virtually everyone.
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Chris: Hmm, Mr. Trumpy Trump Trump. You said some awfully mean things about women. And as an autistic lesbian female souled woman, I want to know what you're going to do to allow people like me to afford Legos and Transformers.
Trump: *After a solid minute of staring in bewilderment* You know, I knew a lot of people who died on 9/11. They were fantastic people, they were very good people. And to think that they died while people like you are allowed to exist makes me sad. It makes me very very sad.
Chris: *Shits his pants* Now ahh, Hillary I have a question for you. Would you show your solidarity with the autistic tranny lesbian community by tribading with me on camera?
Hillary: *Shits her pantsuit* That's what I *cough cough* That's what I have Huma for.
What if Chris got sent to prison and was cell mates with Nick Bate?
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Bitches gonna get drained.
Especially you, Snyder.
What if Chris went back to his old classic clown look?
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Bitches gonna get drained.
Especially you, Snyder.
What if Chris went back to his old classic clown look?
He'd be a sad autistic smelly clown.
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Making "Crystal" (a clone of the CWC cell) would be a lot easier. And the 2 CWC cells could each make another clone, and each of those 4 could make another, and so on.
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What if Chris has been trying to become his daughter crystal all along?
normankrasner
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What if Donald Trump was Chris(tine)'s father instead of Bob? What if Hillary Clinton was his/her mother instead of Barb?
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What if Chris is the second coming and we are all fucked?
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The Almighty Un-Clit of Dripping, Tribbing Doom