Containment What If?

[Iam]

What if Chris woke up with a well-toned body?

He would go back to being overweight in no time by eating greasy food and moving as little as humanly possible.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris could communicate with the dead?

He'd hang around graveyards with attraction signs, and then whine on Facebook that ghosts won't talk to him and are antisocial.

What if Chris joined MGTOW instead of pretending to be transgender?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris could communicate with the dead?

He would be so pissed off because he would see Bob, and Chris would tell all of Bob's ghost friends that Christine is now Bob's daugter. Needless to say, after the ghosts stopped laughing, Bob would ignore Chris, and claim some Vet that died in the Guflwar was his true and honest son.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb met Satan?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) became a werewolf?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

what if Chris(tine) became a werewolf?

Animal control would mistake him for a stray with mange and put him down to end the pain.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He would go back to being overweight in no time by eating greasy food and moving as little as humanly possible.

I thought he'd behead himself but that works, too.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris and Barb met Satan?

Chris would sell his soul for China. Barb would sell hers for a good son.

What if Bob had sent Chris to military school?

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris would sell his soul for China. Barb would sell hers for a good son.

What if Bob had sent Chris to military school?

FULL AUTISTIC JACKET

 

[MG 620]

What if Bob had sent Chris to military school?

Forrest Plump

 

[Apocalypso]

Forrest Plump

Momma always used to say life is like a pair of . It gets shittier and shittier.

 

[LAM]

What if Bob had sent Chris to military school?

FULL AUTISTIC JACKET

Like that, except Chris would think he is special and deserves that jelly doughnut. And will not understand why the rest of the troop is playing kick the autistic.

 

[Apocalypso]

What If Mike Snyder ran over Chris?

 

[Goochole]

What if Chris became like Jim Jones and started his own suicide cult CWCVille jonestown type thing?

 

[blastoiseplushie]

What if Chris became like Jim Jones and started his own suicide cult CWCVille jonestown type thing?

He would try to make everyone drink his Fanta elixir mixed with cyanide.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris became like Jim Jones and started his own suicide cult CWCVille jonestown type thing?

Kengle and Watermelon would drink the tainted () fanta ( ). But then Chris would get bored of playing Jonestown, not drink it himself, and go back to playing video games.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a COG soldier in Gears of War?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What If Mike Snyder ran over Chris?

There would have been a massive splatter of lard, fanta and cum.

What if Chris found out Bob wasn't actually his biological father?

 

[Silvally]

What if Chris found out Bob wasn't actually his biological father?

he would probably deny it no matter what proof you have

 

[JFKdestroyer]

What if Chris' bent duck destroys Florida?