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What if chris lived in a cronenburg film
What if chris lived in a cronenburg film
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Ghost would probably call him disgusting for 10 minutes straightWhat if Chris called in to True Capitalist Radio?
What if Chris was the topic of a Michael Moore documentary?
Ghost would probably call him disgusting for 10 minutes straight
What if Chris was cast in a reboot of Orphan Annie staring himself, Donald Trump, and Barb?
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Cast
Christine Weston Chandler: Little Orphan Tranny
Barbara Weston Chandler: Miss Hannigan
Donald Trump: Daddy Warbucks
Isabel Rosa Araujo: Rooster Hannigan
Direction
Directed and Funded entirely by Isis
Synopsis: An autistic and ugly transtrending orphan is oppressed under the tutelage of his/her (?) orphanage caretaker, who happens to be an alcoholic control freak. Throughout this film, Little Orphan Tranny navigates his way through the big city, where he searches for someone to call daddy. Donald Trump breathes life into the role of Daddy Warbucks; a cantankerous war vet, who made his billions by grabbing women by the vagina.
Music: Christine Weston Chandler displays his immense talent for singing by remaking the classic tune from the original film, "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" into "My Beard Will Come Out Tomorrow (or in a few hours)