Containment What If?

We'd all have much more opportunities to go to that mythical place with a blue roof that becomes periodically black with little lights, where there is grass and wind and clouds and rain. This place is known in mythology as Ou'tt-Sydhe, or A-Wayy-Frhom-the-Komputharr.
 
Bob 'n' Barb's marriage would've fizzled out (as opposed to rotting from the inside out).
 
What if you googled your name and found it in the CWCki as one of CWC's relatives, and you didn't know about any of CWC's antics?

I wonder what would happen if Bob's other children googled their names and found out about their fail of a half-brother.
 
I'm sure they know. They must have all had at least one JULAYYYY!!! call at some time or another.

I'd never ever ever associate with them. No way no how.
 
On one of the older incarnations of the forum we had a thread exploring how Chris's life would have been different if he hadn't been the child of Borb but of some other, usually famous, couple. Let's restart.

What if, in celebration of my new avatar (disliked by punchabunch), Chris had been the offspring of:
 
I would change my name and leave the country. It's bad enough sharing a name with a serial killer victim as it is.

Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka... he would be Canadian, even more fucked up, in his early 20s or thereabouts, and would have been in an orphanage or abusive foster home(s) instead of with elderly alcoholic rednecks.
 
i would get in contact with him and report back to these forums
 
* Cars would be flying and run on water
* Every house would be an zero-emmission robotic Xanadu Home of the Future
* World peace would have been achieved before year 2000
* Mandatory fullerenes in clothing put an end to all knife and gun deaths
* Cancer, AIDS, and mad cow disease would be cured all at once by the same cheap pill
* Africa would have turned into a full service economy
* Robots would have taken over every undesirable job by 2010, leaving everyone to work only jobs they truly enjoy
* 9/11 would have been averted
* The Simpsons would've called it quits in 1999.
* Sega would now be releasing the successor to the successor of the Dreamcast, sporting nano-immersive gameplay
* Google would have invented Android by 2001, Glass by 2006, and an implantable head device by 2012
* Justin Bieber would be a fat virgin working delievering pizza for Canadian Domino's
* It would've never gone beyond the British Office
* Tibet would be a free territory
* Liquid breathing allows divers to go deep enough and discover the lost city of Atlantis
* Gay, pansexual, genderqueer, polyamorous, and hermaphrodite marriage are all legalized
* The loveshy phenomon would have given way to a quieter pattern of suicides
* Moon colonies would ship back hundreds of tonnes of rare minerals monthly
* Half-Life 6 would be transparently developed and released this spring for $9.99
* In-utero nootropic engineering would permit the teaching of differential equations by 9th grade
* Citizens would take vacations to orbiting hotels where HAL serves you wine, steak, and a robotic blowjob
* The US Social Security Disability system would be rendered unnessecarry
* McDonald's would have changed their business model to serving salads, fruit, and vegan servings exclusively
* I would look as hot as an androgynous fashion model
* We would all be here be discussing more productive things, like how to enhance our residential solar-power throughput or how to fine-tune the scramjet on our home-built VTOL SSTO spacecraft
 
KatsuKitty said:
* Cars would be flying and run on water
* Every house would be an zero-emmission robotic Xanadu Home of the Future
* World peace would have been achieved before year 2000
* Mandatory fullerenes in clothing put an end to all knife and gun deaths
* Cancer, AIDS, and mad cow disease would be cured all at once by the same cheap pill
* Africa would have turned into a full service economy
* Robots would have taken over every undesirable job by 2010, leaving everyone to work only jobs they truly enjoy
* 9/11 would have been averted
* The Simpsons would've called it quits in 1999.
* Sega would now be releasing the successor to the successor of the Dreamcast, sporting nano-immersive gameplay
* Google would have invented Android by 2001, Glass by 2006, and an implantable head device by 2012
* Justin Bieber would be a fat virgin working delievering pizza for Canadian Domino's
* It would've never gone beyond the British Office
* Tibet would be a free territory
* Liquid breathing allows divers to go deep enough and discover the lost city of Atlantis
* Gay, pansexual, genderqueer, polyamorous, and hermaphrodite marriage are all legalized
* The loveshy phenomon would have given way to a quieter pattern of suicides
* Moon colonies would ship back hundreds of tonnes of rare minerals monthly
* Half-Life 6 would be transparently developed and released this spring for $9.99
* In-utero nootropic engineering would permit the teaching of differential equations by 9th grade
* Citizens would take vacations to orbiting hotels where HAL serves you wine, steak, and a robotic blowjob
* The US Social Security Disability system would be rendered unnessecarry
* McDonald's would have changed their business model to serving salads, fruit, and vegan servings exclusively
* I would look as hot as an androgynous fashion model
* We would all be here be discussing more productive things, like how to enhance our residential solar-power throughput or how to fine-tune the scramjet on our home-built VTOL SSTO spacecraft
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You win >9000 INTARWEBZ :D
 
DykesDykesChina said:
KatsuKitty said:
* Cars would be flying and run on water
* Every house would be an zero-emmission robotic Xanadu Home of the Future
* World peace would have been achieved before year 2000
* Mandatory fullerenes in clothing put an end to all knife and gun deaths
* Cancer, AIDS, and mad cow disease would be cured all at once by the same cheap pill
* Africa would have turned into a full service economy
* Robots would have taken over every undesirable job by 2010, leaving everyone to work only jobs they truly enjoy
* 9/11 would have been averted
* The Simpsons would've called it quits in 1999.
* Sega would now be releasing the successor to the successor of the Dreamcast, sporting nano-immersive gameplay
* Google would have invented Android by 2001, Glass by 2006, and an implantable head device by 2012
* Justin Bieber would be a fat virgin working delievering pizza for Canadian Domino's
* It would've never gone beyond the British Office
* Tibet would be a free territory
* Liquid breathing allows divers to go deep enough and discover the lost city of Atlantis
* Gay, pansexual, genderqueer, polyamorous, and hermaphrodite marriage are all legalized
* The loveshy phenomon would have given way to a quieter pattern of suicides
* Moon colonies would ship back hundreds of tonnes of rare minerals monthly
* Half-Life 6 would be transparently developed and released this spring for $9.99
* In-utero nootropic engineering would permit the teaching of differential equations by 9th grade
* Citizens would take vacations to orbiting hotels where HAL serves you wine, steak, and a robotic blowjob
* The US Social Security Disability system would be rendered unnessecarry
* McDonald's would have changed their business model to serving salads, fruit, and vegan servings exclusively
* I would look as hot as an androgynous fashion model
* We would all be here be discussing more productive things, like how to enhance our residential solar-power throughput or how to fine-tune the scramjet on our home-built VTOL SSTO spacecraft
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You win >9000 INTARWEBZ :D
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Indeed. I'm giving KatsuKitty a

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We wouldn't be discussing what if Chris was never born.
Also, none of us would ever meet, so Chris being born is a good thing.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
We'd all have much more opportunities to go to that mythical place with a blue roof that becomes periodically black with little lights, where there is grass and wind and clouds and rain. This place is known in mythology as Ou'tt-Sydhe, or A-Wayy-Frhom-the-Komputharr.
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Tell me more about this mythical place, friend!
 
The trolls in his life would be referred to as Zubats. I have no idea what he would try to catch. I can imagine him raging hardcore in the Safari Zone as he pursues a pokemon, however,and possibly upsetting the Rhydons, Scythers and other various deadly pokemon that roam the area. The Pickle-Man would be known as the Onix-Man.

He might look at a vegan diet the same way he looks at the salads and iced tea at McDonalds. Its healthy, its vegan, why not have the tastiest vegan entree everyday?
 
Ah yes, the rich mythology of chuism.

JarlaxleBaenre said:
The trolls in his life would be referred to as Zubats. I have no idea what he would try to catch. I can imagine him raging hardcore in the Safari Zone as he pursues a pokemon, however,and possibly upsetting the Rhydons, Scythers and other various deadly pokemon that roam the area. The Pickle-Man would be known as the Onix-Man.
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Surfshack Tito can be a tentacool :D
 
spaps said:
We wouldn't be discussing what if Chris was never born.
Also, none of us would ever meet, so Chris being born is a good thing.
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You guys are all the best. (Okay I'm a little tipsy and in a good mood, but y'all are pretty great)
 
What would be his outfit? Who would be his rival? What would be his finishing move?

I imagine Chris wearing a sequined robe like Ric Flair, and underneath it his muscle bra and panties. He'd call Goldberg a dang dirty joo and get thrown into a table by Chyna trying to get china.

And Kimmi the blow up doll would be his manager.
 
All I know is that he'd be no match for the Hulkster.
 
sid pooped his pants during wrestlemania 13.


but it would be like this:



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