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That is deliciously disgusting.
What if someone told Chris he was a lot like Mr. Krabs?
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That is deliciously disgusting.
What if someone told Chris he was a lot like Mr. Krabs?
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He'd walk them.
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and a love of money.
What if NO ONE gave Chris money for free? That includes la Tugboat.
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Real talk: CWC would probably beg and beg until circumstances may force him to try and get a job. I think @Marvin said CWC could work a job if he had to.
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He'd kill himself because he couldn't resist his autistic urge to write "copyright Christine Weston Chandler, formerly known as Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, born Christopher Weston Chandler (1982-2016)".
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It'd start slow, him falling over maybe once or twice (similarly like Barb) and then It'd be leaving milk in the fridge. Then he'd forget where he was sometimes, who his mother was and eventually revert back a few years into his memory's, thinking he's living in ever the 00's or even in his early childhood.
Or he'd forget how to walk and shit himself and do nothing.
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What if Chris was featured in a jeans commercial?
Go GAP to the extreme!
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I just watched this documentary about a mentally handicapped man, Best Boy (1979). Long story short, it's filmed by Ira Wohl and is about Philly Wohl, his 52-year-old (when the documentary started) cousin who seems to have a form of autism, if anything more severe than Chris's though without the paranoid delusions and violent tendencies. Ira cares about Philly and sees that time is running out for Philly's elderly parents to prepare him for life without them. He is able to convince Philly's parents to begin making preparations, and they send him to attend classes and even let him leave the house to go to on a camping trip. It was kind of a summer camp type thing for adults, in cabins with other special needs adults and counselors.
The father dies during the course of the documentary and Philly's mother is approaching 80 and becoming feeble. Ira convinces her to let Philly move to a group home so that he'll be able to transition to a form of independence in a controlled manner. His mother dies a few months later but it seems like things turned out well for Philly. According to Wikipedia, Philly is an octogenarian and as independent as someone could be given his situation.
Anyway, I found this interesting because it gives a glimpse of what might have happened if someone Chris trusted who cared about him started advocating for his independence or if his parents were willing to seek out the help and services someone like Chris needed. Despite his father's own delusions, in his younger years he probably would have been the only person Chris would have listened to out of fear. If his father told him to go to this counselor or go to these classes, he would have done it. If Cole didn't hate Barb and Bob's guts or cared about Chris, he could have probably played a similar role as Ira.
The father dies during the course of the documentary and Philly's mother is approaching 80 and becoming feeble. Ira convinces her to let Philly move to a group home so that he'll be able to transition to a form of independence in a controlled manner. His mother dies a few months later but it seems like things turned out well for Philly. According to Wikipedia, Philly is an octogenarian and as independent as someone could be given his situation.
Anyway, I found this interesting because it gives a glimpse of what might have happened if someone Chris trusted who cared about him started advocating for his independence or if his parents were willing to seek out the help and services someone like Chris needed. Despite his father's own delusions, in his younger years he probably would have been the only person Chris would have listened to out of fear. If his father told him to go to this counselor or go to these classes, he would have done it. If Cole didn't hate Barb and Bob's guts or cared about Chris, he could have probably played a similar role as Ira.
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What if Chris cloned a massive army of himself and marched at your doorstep?
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I would like to say they all would shit and do nothing. But I'd think he'd use some of the clones try to assassinate "Pmurt" with a few of these clones, make Clinton president, and fail, then use the clones to serve out his life sentences. Or probably buy all the MLP and Transformers toys money can buy and use some clones to find CWC a sweetheart (if he/she is still looking for one.)
If the clone army comes, I'm calling the cops or I'm gonna get a baseball bat and defend myself if that idiot dares come near me.
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What if Bob secretly stashed away $5 million and, according to his will, it will be given to Chris on his 35th birthday?
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Now what if said clones formed a choir band?
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Since Barb is an utter cunt and sadly will probably still be alive by then, she'll scare Chris into giving it all to her so she can rack up as much debt as possible. Chris will pathetically try to resist, she'll wreck his room to show that pussy who's the boss, and then he'll post a video begging for money for the mortgage while Barb is mooning him from the shadows.
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They would yell new lyrics over an unedited backing track with the original lyrics, like what Chris did with his "Christian & the Hedgehog Boys" band. Since the Chris clones would be just as lazy as Chris himself, they wouldn't bother to rehearse nor try to harmonize with each other. They would all sing at different keys, different tempos, and different words to their made-up covers.