Containment What If?

What if Chris used a ouija board to contact Bob and accidentally awoke some other malevolent spirit haunting 14BC?
The spirit would leave Chris alone because he knows the only thing that will do more harm to Chris than the spirit is Chris himself.
What if Chris and Barb snuck went onto an around the world cruise?
 
What if Chris used a ouija board to contact Bob and accidentally awoke some other malevolent spirit haunting 14BC?

The table is rumbling, the glass is moving."No, I was NOT pushing that time" It spells C.H.R.I.S.C.

The table is rumbling, the glass is moving. "no, I was NOT pushing that time": F.U.C.K.O. double F.
 
What if Chris played Zelda: Wand of Gamelon?

(It's one of the worst games ever made, and it's a pretty good example of why Nintendo doesn't just let people make games out of their intellectual property.)
 
The table is rumbling, the glass is moving."No, I was NOT pushing that time" It spells C.H.R.I.S.C.

The table is rumbling, the glass is moving. "no, I was NOT pushing that time": F.U.C.K.O. double F.
Y.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O...
"It's doing mah challenge."
O.O.O.O.O.O.O...

J.U.L.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Y.

What if Chris played Zelda: Wand of Gamelon?

(It's one of the worst games ever made, and it's a pretty good example of why Nintendo doesn't just let people make games out of their intellectual property.)

"Gee, it sure is lonely around here."

 
What if Toy Story were set in 14BLC?
All of the characters would be replaced with MLPs and Transformers
It would also be a horror story about a man that has pickled under the weight of his own actions.
The end of the film would be a house fire where most of the toys get either melted or sticky from Chris' hands.
 
Probably for his sweetheart, after reading Shenron, the impatient, a six page list of what she has to wear, smell, feel, talk, look, and act like.

Not sure if we're talking pre-Dende or post-Dende, since he would have an extra wish.

(mfw he finds the black star balls and we die for love quest)
 
What if Chris got his own television show?

Bob's Ass-Burgers
GalPals (parody of Friends)
Veronica's IN THE Closet (from Chris)
CSI: 14BC
SuperUNnatural
Pushing Up Crazies
Gravity Fails
StrangerER Things
House of Tards
The Big Dang Trollery
How I Spooned My Mother
Samurai Jack-Off

Duck Tales (you know what I mean)
 
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