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Containment What If?
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Garfieldchu
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Only boyfriend-free girls would be admitted. White, aged 18-34, etc.
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What if by some strange time paradox, Chris turned out to be in fact Barb's maternal grandfather?
Think about it. Suppose Chris somehow found a time machine and went back in time years past, found a girl and completed his Love Quest, married, had a bunch of kids (Carrie Edna Wynn included) but turned out to be an "alcoholic moonshiner who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for his family"?
Think about it. Suppose Chris somehow found a time machine and went back in time years past, found a girl and completed his Love Quest, married, had a bunch of kids (Carrie Edna Wynn included) but turned out to be an "alcoholic moonshiner who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for his family"?
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What if Michael Snyder tried to run over Chris with his car?
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I imagine it would be similar to when a car hits a moose. The driver and car are heavily damaged and the moose limps off to terrorize more people.
Though the moose in this scenario still has to pay for hospital bills.
What if Christine declares his tomgirl phase to be elaborate trolling and reverts back to being Christian?
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What if every first letter of every email he's ever sent spells out the entire lyrics of Rick Astley's best tune?
You'd feel fucked.
You'd feel fucked.
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What if Chris was convinced that one of his neighbors was Clyde Cash or BlueSpike?
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What if Chris was secretly working hard on over 100 issues of Sonichu and was planning to release them all at once?
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This would only be a possibility in an opposite universe, and Chris would try to fool everyone by telling them that 100 pages are actually 100 issues.
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Garfieldchu
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"Member when Sonic was relevant? I member!"
He'd put up a sign pointing to their house calling them trolls.
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What if all the cats ran away and Barb forced Chris to go and find them all?
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What if it was 1987 now -- and Chris was born in 1952?
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"Fred Flintstone's arms should NOT be covered up!"
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I was Chris?
You were Chris?
You were Chris?
That's probably the worst idea for a sitcom starring Tim Allen I've ever heard.
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What if Chris' biggest trolls started Sonichucon, a big CWC themed convention with special guests from all of Christory, all except you know Chris himself.
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What if Chris inherited a billion dollars from a long-lost relative?